Some people just have wayyyyyyy too much money!!

@jerzgirl (8170)
Gloucester City, New Jersey
August 10, 2009 1:20am CST
I think we've all seen (at least here in the US) those Enzyte commercials with Smiling Joe who's so proud that he's.....um......more "manly" since taking Enzyte - and the women clamber around him because they know he has something "special" to offer (puhleez). We've also received those infamous spam emails about enlarging, making your woman "happy", increasing both length and stamina in the boudoir. The myths live long AND prosper, apparently, right? LOL Well, now there's a Saudi man, who is not being named (hmmmm - he obviously hasn't seen Smiling Joe as the Happy Santa), who has purchased a SOLID 18 KARAT GOLD .... er .... 'MEMBER' STRETCHER. http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/NALT-Saudi-Man-Buys-Golden-Manhood-Stretcher-52665942.html Guys - I've got to ask this, although I'm fairly sure I know the answer, having raised a son and dealt with a rather macho husband. Just what will this device do that a brick and a cord won't???? Pretty much the same, right? Other than bragging rights (see? Mine's 18K gold!!), they both accomplish NOTHING!! Right? Other than what appears to me to be some rather lengthy (pun intended) discomfort. So, tell me - anyone. Have you ever known of anyone who attempted to fulfill this kind of longing (again - pun intended) for additional length? As a short woman who is short EVERYWHERE, ()I'm thinking girth should play a larger (yes, again) role than length. Does anyone disagree?? Why?
1 person likes this
4 responses
@Opal26 (17686)
• United States
11 Aug 09
Hey jerz! I'm just lmao over all those intended punnies! I just don't understand men, never did, never will! They are just so fascinated by their "manhood"??? I don't agree either with the length thing either! I would prefer the girth thingy too, if I still cared! And what was that they used to say about "it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean"! I guess these men never heard that! The man I'm with now has too much altogether and I don't even want to be bothered! Damn! I guess I must have overdone it when I was young because I just don't want to be annoyed anymore! What's wrong with me?
@jerzgirl (8170)
• Gloucester City, New Jersey
11 Aug 09
I'm trying to get some of the guys to come in here and answer this one. I wanna see what they have to say. And, hon - there's NOTHING wrong with you!!! LOL
@blackbriar (9080)
• United States
10 Aug 09
It's amazing what some guys would go through to lengthen and give more girth to their manhood. Or even to last a long time. Only thing I want is for my own husband to last long instead of the usual 2min. Length and girth won't do squat if ya don't have stamina, which will prolly never happen.
@jerzgirl (8170)
• Gloucester City, New Jersey
11 Aug 09
Yeah - I understand the ole "one, two, UH, three" myself. But, I don't miss it one bit!! LOL
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
11 Aug 09
when will silly men realize that bigger is NOT necessarily better? Hubby used to say "it's only 7 inches, but that's GIRTH" .... 'course, trying to mate with a tuna can aint easy either.... btw, don't men already know that pulling on it makes it get bigger anyway?
• United States
11 Aug 09
oh man that smiling joe guy..i think the look on his face alone would scare most women off.. i hate to tell the guy if you have enough money to throw around to buy a gold stretcher,ten to one nobody's even going to pay attention to anything other than that. oh yeah,looks bigger..really..