August 11, 2009 6:23am CST
I have been rather scarce lately because I have been busy developing a brand new superpower and it took a lot of time and practice. I can turn my hair blond, as well as my body hair. And turn it back to dark. Instantly. I also started dating this guy from another dimension. It's always dark there so I haven't actually seen him yet. He is planning to come and visit me in my current dimension but he has to take precautions as the light could kill him, meaning he will have to cover himself. So I may still not be able to see him.
11 Aug 09
Can you let me know when you have developed this power further to include a wider range of colours. I am particularly interested in the purple end of the spectrum. You simply need to send your new gentlemutant friend some glow-in-the-dark bodypaint so that you can see him in his dimension and some fluorescent lycra cycle shorts and so forth so that you can see him clearly in your own current dimension. I wish you well with your new relationship