Showers: The Explanation

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The cause of the torrential rain we had in the bathroom over four days was apparently down to a cow relieving her bladder. It's my boyfriend who explained this extremely rare occurrence for he's studied plumbery and biology at the university. The cow is located in another dimension that exists parallel to our own, on a bigger scale: the cow herself is gigantic, about to 2 kilometers high at the shoulder. And she was standing above the house at the time, even though the house isn't visible in her own dimension and vice versa. However, due to an anomaly in the space-time continuum, when the cow obeyed the call of nature, the liquid poured down in our current reality, in my bathroom. Nowhere else, only in the bathroom. Consequently, it rained for four days before the cow decided to move on to better pastures.