HOW CAN I MAKE THIS UP TO THE KIDS?? HELP!!

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Well the kids are still MIFFED to this day......All starts almost a year ago.....Hold up!! Lets go back a bit more....oh, say several years ago......My brother had a new batch of cats, and my kids just gotta have one.. ...Im not much of a cat "lover" but sometimes you gotta give a little...So I agree to ONLY a male cat..get the cat. ....Name the cat JINXY!!!!.yada yada yada ...well about 2 years later we move. We decide to get the cat last, so not to confuse the "him". We bring him to the new house and all.....about a week into the new house, and I go out early in the morning to warm up the truck.....(you know what's coming) ...I turn over the engine...and HOLY #@*&!!!! I hear a scream coming from the engine....THE F#@$&%* cat is apparently tangled up in the F#@$%*! FAN!!!! Well Im not sticking around for this myself....I take off running.......calling for my son to help!!!! ( I know im the parent, but I'm wigging out here ) yes, help me son!!!! I start panicking to him explaining what has happened. JINXY is mincemeat!! ( the cat is still screaming, by the way )....Now neither one of us is going to open this hood to see the screaming cat in several pieces, OH NO!!...WHAT TO DO!!! We look under the truck to see if there are cat pieces laying around...a tail, maybe one of his ears? Nothing...NO blood or slabs of the cat meat anywhere ......I'm thinking this is a possible good sign.....maybe the cat is just braided up in the fan belt or halfway down the exhaust pipe by now??? Heck I don't know.... Im new to the neighbor hood and don't know a soul to ask for help......I 'm straight up oblivious as to what to do! Suddenly A neighbor witch happens to be a man comes out of his house to go to work....Im desperate! He will have to do...EXCUSE ME MY GOOD MAN!!! I introduce my self to my new neighbor and throw in, by the way, UH, EERHM! My cat is mangled up inside my engine, can you help??? He says NO S%$#? And we head over to the hood. I pop the hood and take off towards my house. This may be a seen straight from Texas chainsaw massacre right there in the engine....Im scarred!!! Well silence as he looks around.." I see him!" He looks ok, just scarred. He's right. The cat must be thinking we are now there to "finish" his last life off.........As he jimmies his way clutching onto the tire, he is hissing in a crazy way...He makes his way to the pavement and halls outta there. Pieces of fur slowly blew around in the air .......I have seen the cat since, just one time. On the fence, as he seen me, seeing him, He about face took off running.......I think he ran back to the old neighborhood..........funny that neighbor never spoke to me again since that day. As for my kids, The somehow STILL blame me for chopping up there pet .....If I were a cat, I sure would not take a nap in a engine!!! So that's what that cat gets!!! I will accept NO responsibility!!! ....If someone has seen this cat please give me a holler, the kids would finally forgive me...........before the accident, the cat looked siamese. Might have a few bold patches here and there and be carrying a hobo stick full of his belongings....I doubt he will answer to his OLD name JINXY!!