No teacher poems
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
Shingle Springs, California
August 21, 2009 11:20am CST
Well I was in silly mode again and I thought I'd write poems for the kids teachers, but dang it their names don't rhyme with anything good. Let's see:
Beduhn - spittoon, poltroon, buffoon
Boggini - meanie, weenie
Nope, not doing any teacher poems for my kids this year. I want them to get good grades.
I wonder if their teachers have a sense of humor. Hmm.....
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@Wizzywig (7847)
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21 Aug 09
Teachers HAVE to have a sense of humour!! When I was working in schools, I had a 4 year old tell me that I was just too silly & another child in the same class always called me Mrs MadDonald - I took both as huge compliments
I did have a kid tell me that her friend said I was a fat ugly old woman. I said,"Tell me something I don't know. I have mirrors in my house." To the one who said I looked like a witch,I just gave her my most malevolent smile and suggested that she might want to be on her guard if she saw my nose start to twitch....
Mrs/Mr/Ms Beduhn has a very big spoon
Its full of sunshine and smiles
Which she liberally spreads
On the sweet little heads
Of fierce little crocodiles...... (??)
Mr/Mrs/Ms Boggini has a large green zucchini (actually no, probably best not even go there...)... lamborghini... fettucini... greenie.... beanie...
You do realise that they are probably sitting in the staff room right now composing veres about you 

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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
21 Aug 09
lmao
Naomi's mom
Is quite the bomb
Cary's mother
Is like no other
I can just see it now!!!
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
21 Aug 09
And over here a mum is a flower or keeping mum = not speaking...
Mum rhymes with bum
It makes me hum
Nobody better
Call me dumb

@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
22 Aug 09
LOL probably not.most of the teachers when i was a kid seemed to be hired for grumpass factor.well,except the music teacher.he seemed high most of the time LOL
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
23 Aug 09
oh god..that sounds like one of those "reality lesson" teachers.
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
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22 Aug 09
Hi dawnald,
No don't do it as you may get to do 100 lines.'dawnald must not write poems about teacher, 'dawnald must not write poems about teacher, 'dawnald must not wire poems about teacher. Lol!!
Tamara
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Aug 09
lmao
and if I don't she'll give my kid a bad grade? Doesn't seem quite fair...
@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
22 Aug 09
LOL... you really do want your kids to plot a revenge. I see them sneaking on mylot and writing a bunch of silly poems using your friends names:
today my mother's friend chimes
set out to make some rhymes
but she had a bit of a time
and to shut her up we all paid a dime
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Aug 09
yeah but they don't rhyme as well as I do...








