Does anyone here know how to speak french?

I am sorry but I don't really think that it is possible to learn French that fast as it is quite a complex language. Maybe you can try to find child books where the show an object and give both the English and French words. Maybe watching French movies with English subtitles could also help you grasp a few words. If you find a group of French people that will help as they will be able to teach you a few things.

The best way, and the most fun, is to get a French, or a French speaking girlfriend. It worked for me and although my French has lapsed over the years, my girlfriend is as fresh in my memory as ever. She was simply gorgeous.