Don't Peek.....

@p1kef1sh (45638)
August 31, 2009 2:08pm CST
I saw the film the Full Monty the other day (again). Apart from laughing my head off I got to thinking about male striptease. Masculine clothes are just not sexy in the main. No frilly knickers, corsets, stockings and high heels for us. So just what would you like to see your male stripper wear for that "special event" just for you?
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@Wizzywig (7858)
31 Aug 09
Doesn't really matter as long as he could do the plumbing and tiling of a new bathroom (free of charge) whilst wearing it... oh, and dry the seat - now THAT would be a special event. Was that the sort of thing you meant
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
If he lifts the seat first he won't need to dry it. Of course he has to remember to put it down again afterwards! LOL. Hmmm. I'm thinking that you are a tad practical here! LOL.
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@Wizzywig (7858)
31 Aug 09
I dont mind the seat being left up... as long as its dry!! I'm more interested in functionality than decoration
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@Hatley (164266)
• Garden Grove, California
31 Aug 09
me too gotta have that seat dry otherwise we gals sit down and'go eek eek eek.
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@dawnald (84076)
• Shingle Springs, California
31 Aug 09
Not very much?
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
Is it a striptease or a flaying alive then?
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@dawnald (84076)
• Shingle Springs, California
31 Aug 09
no flaying, just not too much to take off...
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
You haven't got all day to wait around then? LOL.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
31 Aug 09
Edible lipstick and nailpolish. Use your imagination. ROFL
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
So that means that it a nail polish remover style strip then Sparky?! LOL.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
31 Aug 09
LOL, yep. I believe in the up close and personal touch! ROFL
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• United States
31 Aug 09
Hi there, Sparky baby!!!! Kisses to you and yours, darlin.
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@Humbug25 (12551)
31 Aug 09
Hi there p1kef1sh Ooo now you're asking. I would have to be really boring and say a uniform I'm afraid and I would go for the American Naval Officers one. Yawn yawn I know so darn predictable and so not original lol
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@Humbug25 (12551)
31 Aug 09
Ooo actually a boiler suit or overalls might be nice too haha
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
Uniforms do something for women allegedly Humbug. I suppose in the same way that (old style) nurses uniforms do things for some men. But a boiler suit - there's a thought.
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@Humbug25 (12551)
31 Aug 09
Well a nice suit and a good smelling cologne does just the job for me too!!
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
31 Aug 09
It puts the lotion on its skin..... Sorry, I got a bit sidetracked there! If I was to have a male stripper do a routine for me (which of course is very high on my "must do before I die" list), I'd appreciate it more I think if he was wearing brightly coloured items of clothing that I could see with binoculars from a distance of at least 5,000 feet. I'm surprised you haven't shared your Village People Indian outfit desires yet?
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
I lost the headdress in a pillow factory. Pillows weigh so much more than feathers you know. That's where my black eyes come from.
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
31 Aug 09
Black eyes..... Raccoons have black eyes..... Raccons kinda look like a Red Panda..... Red Pandas are related to the Chinese Panda..... Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'll go get my spanking gloves.....
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
I've been spanking. This darn panda's starting to look like a chocked chicken now! "Bad monkey....."
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@saundyl (9686)
• Canada
31 Aug 09
I loved that movie. Never really put thought into what id like to see guy wear to take off though!
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@saundyl (9686)
• Canada
31 Aug 09
oooh how about a Army uniform...yum!
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
Army uniform? Hmmmm. Well why not?
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
31 Aug 09
Masculine clothing would be fine, as long as all the 'extras' you listed are underneath, followed by pasties and a fig leaf for the final stage. Maybe cover the hole get-up with a bunny suit or a clown costume. Hey! The more layers to 'go' the more fun and anticipation, right?
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
Blimey. Our man will be very hot in that get up. So a clown costume over a corset/knickers etc over a fig leaf (small in my case). Gosh. Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy film where he wears a fat suit! LOL.
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
31 Aug 09
I've always been kinda partial to those knit boxer briefs, and how they are so delightfully form-fitting. And chaps can be sexy.....for that matter, anything cowboy can be sexy.....mmmm, now I'm wanting a "special event", p1key!!! Gotta go find a cowboy hat..............
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
31 Aug 09
and spurs Nova. Gotta have spurs!
@James72 (26829)
• Australia
31 Aug 09
Don't forget the bottomless chaps either.....
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• United States
1 Sep 09
Yes, shiny spurs, p1key! And those chaps? Jamesy darlin, chaps are bottomless and frontless, and I raise a glass to their original maker! WeeeeeeeHaw!! Now show me again how to ride that horse, wontcha darlin?................
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• United States
1 Sep 09
An old t-shirt that would easily tear off and a pair of the pull away black pants like the Chippendales wear... and for the love of pete NO SOCKS! There is nothing funnier to me than a naked man in socks.
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• Netherlands
1 Sep 09
I agree with you Cynicalandoutspoken...NO SOCKS!!! Socks on a male stripper is Almost as bad as dress shoes and dress socks or dress shoes and white sports socks on a male tourist wearing a camera around his neck and shorts in the summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH! It should be against the law!!!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
I'm not a sock man either Cyn. But then I'm not the kind of guy anyone would want to watch strip either. Except maybe strip wallpaper!
@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
1 Sep 09
I love the Full Monty!I have the movie on VHS which I hope someday to have it on DVD, cause it is a cool movie.. Well saying that men's close isn't sexy is where your wrong..clothes can be very sexy on men..and nothing can be more exciting then seeing someone you think is sexy or yours doing the striptease.. It's all in how they do it also that can be considered sexy. A tight shirt with buttons..that get one button at a time undone with a few hip gyrations..then skintight pants or shorts..yum..Hold that thought...(Becca Yells for hubby)Honey! Up for a bit of mattress wrestling..lol
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
A tight shirt on me looks like an overstuffed mattress Becky. Becky!..... Nope, she's mattress wrestling.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
1 Sep 09
Whew! I am back..P1ke I doubt anyone would take you for a overstuffed mattress in a tight shirt..Why I reckon many would find you sexy..I myself like to watch a man with some meat on his bones shake his booty faster then a skinny dude..So go get yeah a cowboy hat..and give us a little wiggle..
1 Sep 09
Hi p1key, Men look just right with black trousers and black shirt, I have got a Full Monty video and have seen it in the cinima when it first came out, also once my friends to me out to a hen night and it was male stripes night, gosh, I did a shock as one of them pulled me up on the stage, lol! never mind about frilly knickers, no knickers were seen that night. Tamara
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
I am shocked Tamara. I didn't think that you were that sort of girl!!! LOL. XXXX
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1 Sep 09
Hi p1key, Lol! I was just as shocked as I didn't know what it was all about till the show stared, it was all my friends fault, I am sweet and innocent, honest, ask LoLo!! hugs. Tamara xxx
@nancyrowina (3850)
1 Sep 09
I'm not a fan of jock straps, but I've seen some pretty funny posing pouches at Ann Summers parties. You can get one in the shape of a monkey a crocodile and all sorts of other cuddly animals. I wouldn't find it sexy if a man walked in wearing nothing but a little cuddly monkey over his nether regions, but I would have a good laugh. I think I even saw reindeer and Santa ones for Christmas, now that would look funny.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
My mind is boggling now. What does the monkey do? Eat a banana? LOL.
@foxyfire33 (10009)
• United States
1 Sep 09
Give me a guy in a US Army uniform over a pair of gray boxer briefs with just a hint of aftershave scent....well, lets just say he won't be the one undoing any buttons. BUT once those buttons get undone, I had better not find armpit beards and a chest rug or else Mr. Hot Soldier will find himself and all his hairiness out on the lawn (minus the sexy smelling uniform).
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
I fail on both counts of clothing Foxy. Oh well......... LOL.
• Netherlands
1 Sep 09
Oh No P1key...I could Never divulge such private information here on myLot...then Everyone would Know just How Kinky I can be!!! No, in all seriousness, IF I would ever be lucky enough to have a "special event" such as a male stripper performing just for me then it would not matter What he wore, (of course he would not be wearing it for long!!!), it would definitely be the thought behind it, that someone thought enough of me to actually do it! I would think it would be no easy task, Especially if whoever did it was not a professional but rather an amateur trying to please his/her loved one! How about you P1key? Have you ever done or thought about doing something like that? I bet you are one terrific dancer and would be great at it!!
• Netherlands
1 Sep 09
Ooops! I forgot! I will say this much though, if a male were to strip for me...I am like Irish, I like a manly man...not some man stripping like a woman...total turn off to me too!!! And I Also enjoyed the movie The Full Monty...especially the scene where they were all waiting in the line at the unemployment office!!
@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
If I ever strip for you I'll remember my P45 (Unemployment card) GEL! LOL.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
1 Sep 09
I mean UB40! P45 is what you get when you leave employment to tell a new employer how much tax you've been charged.
@camomom (7536)
• United States
9 Sep 09
I wouldn't want a man to do a striptease for me.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
9 Sep 09
Darn. What am I going to do now? LOL.
@camomom (7536)
• United States
9 Sep 09
I don't know.
@aerous (13464)
• Philippines
2 Sep 09
I watch on CNN about male strip tease. But don't say too much about this because I'm a male...
@p1kef1sh (45638)
2 Sep 09
Thank you.
@aerous (13464)
• Philippines
3 Sep 09
Your most welcome my friend...have a nice day!
@fan_philo (231)
• India
20 Sep 09
sorry no comments on that please............lol.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
20 Sep 09
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• United States
11 Sep 09
i dont know.. im trying to think of what the male strippers wore when i went to see them.. i think it was leather and of course outfits like cowboys and stuff lol
@p1kef1sh (45638)
11 Sep 09
Did you enjoy it? I have often wondered whether women get turned on or just find the whole thing a hoot with their friends.
@AKMEDIA2 (328)
• United States
9 Sep 09
I never really enjoyed that movie as much as I thought I would. I think I didn't get a lot of the type of humour that was in the movie.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
9 Sep 09
It's very "British" humour.
@bhanusb (5709)
• India
2 Sep 09
In present movies muscular figures of men are shown. Perhaps to attract the female audiences.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
2 Sep 09
That's true. Some women like a muscular man.