Nine words woman use.
September 9, 2009 11:36am CST
Hi there friends, my daughter sent me the following email, and I thought I will share it with you.Men, I hope you like it, ladies take it in a good spirit. NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
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• United States
9 Sep 09
No problem. I deal with real topics and I know for a fact, all in one arguement I will use all nine of those words and be taken seriously. My mother taught me its one thing to use those words but it's something completely different when you can use them and people take notice and go sit down somewhere!
11 Sep 09
hi ramesh .. i would agree with the coments given but as and individual i will tell you i do it most of the time and i have a valid reason to do this ... i cant voice out my actual feelings sometimes, as for me my man already has a decision, he just entertains me with a discussion on the matter .. so i have to use (1) , (3) , (5) , (6) , (7) , (8) , (9) as for the (2) - i do not agree at all, as i am ready even for a wedding dinner in 5 minutes, furtermore i waited 14 years to marry him instead of the promised 2 year Well as i said it is individual, as i have been avoiding arguments ...
• United States
9 Sep 09
OMG I'm totally sending this to my mom and dad. This is completely true. And the worst of it is I do it and without thinking. Although I would have to aggree most woman do use these statements and yes that's kinda how it is. Amazing and funny. Thanks for giving the guys out there a head's up. Maybe I"ll print this out for my husband. He sure can use it. LOL
9 Sep 09
Don't worry, I won't say whatever at the moment. The gossip you had piled up is very interesting and ................ yes, you are right. It is true for most of the cases (I am afraid, if I say all of the cases, you might be thinking that how come I am that bold to confess). Hahahhaahaaaaaa, the one who had started it first might had a lot of research on woman. (Give me your ear....did the person married a number of woman? ......... don't reveal it). Thanks for sharing it with us and probably I would put it somewhere as you had asked to share it with other woman...