are you going witchhunting at halloween?
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
September 16, 2009 8:13am CST
what are you doing for halloween? will you be engaged in godly activities such as witchfinding, book burning, bible bashing and homosexual hunting? OR will you be enjoying some relaxing satanic rituals? ps there may be problems finding a virgin to sacrifice in some places so i suggest potatoes as a beelzebub pleasing alternative.
and to get you equipped here is a link from a well respected christian website to please thea:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/august/wiccanhuntingsupplies.html
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9 responses
@xfahctor (14113)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
16 Sep 09
ROFL!!!! gotta love those satire sites. I spent some time reading through the forums, it's hillarious. It's right on par with that Obama forum everyone was up in arms about a while ago. It's a good thing I'm a wiccan with a sense of humor.
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@tdemex (3540)
• United States
16 Sep 09
Down here in Mexico they try to stop the kids from celebrating Holloween! It's supposed to be some devil worship, developed by the northern neighbors, as in USA! But the kids copy the neighbor like the rest of the world!
So I just kick back in the stealth mode and snap pics! The little ones are funny! We give out the goods to em. Don't need any pranks! 
tdemex
So I just kick back in the stealth mode and snap pics! The little ones are funny! We give out the goods to em. Don't need any pranks! tdemex2 people like this
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
17 Sep 09
hi jb no to allthat nonsense not on your life,maybe
you are kidding or serious but I believe in God and'so I don ot do that kind of stuff at all. we will undoubtedly hAve a halloween'party here but it will be good christian fun so rested assured we'are
not any of that stuff you mentioned. wow.potatoes are always good,baked,fried, or french fried,all are good.
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. of course i'm kidding. but relieved to hear that you won't actually be doing any of these things. potatoes? why does everyone always bring up potatoes in my discussions?
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
16 Sep 09
there will probably being alot of stoning and roasting going on here at the Farmstead this holiday season. Just one question, will one cord of wood be sufficient for the witch burning? Hate to fall short of my guests expectations of finer outdoor dining 
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
16 Sep 09
Hi Judith, I'm home. Once again your pathetic link does not work so I will have to work without it. The great news is we don't have halloween, dreadful business, all those children bothering people in the dark and scaring people. If I can find a bible to go round bashing people with,and if I can reach their heads of course, I may indulge in a bit of this, then later use said bible for fuel to barbecue the pototoes on, providing there is no danger of me burning half the olive grove down.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
16 Sep 09
In all seriousness jb, I am actually vehemently opposed to the nazi ritual of book burning. Really.
AM I still at number 2? And I couldn't remember what other thing I'm meant to be supporting apart from potatoes as you keep changing your mind, I've already agreed to rights for curtain poles
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@jb78000 (15139)
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16 Sep 09
me too. book burning that is, unfortunately i don't believe in rights for curtain poles (yet 
). and the idiotic bigotry that goes on the name of religion - what i found actually disturbing about this spoof site (mentioned it earlier) is the fact that there is a genuine email section (pretty sure it is genuine) and lots of people think it is a real site. which makes you seriously wonder what the actual sites are like 
. there are also huge numbers of websites 'revealing' this one to be a hoax.
). and the idiotic bigotry that goes on the name of religion - what i found actually disturbing about this spoof site (mentioned it earlier) is the fact that there is a genuine email section (pretty sure it is genuine) and lots of people think it is a real site. which makes you seriously wonder what the actual sites are like . there are also huge numbers of websites 'revealing' this one to be a hoax.
@robertsixy (160)
• Mexico
17 Sep 09
Im not suposed to tell you this, but.... in halloween i kill zombies,i crucify old women,usually from 60 to 80 years old, i also like to burn cats and dogs. And of course, my favorite one...eating babies heads.I prefer them to be 1 or 2 years old, because their head is very juicy, i like 3 yer old babies too but i have to say... theyre so bad....
:)
