Daffynitions

United States
September 18, 2009 4:06pm CST
I got these in an email and thought they were kind of cute to share. To make this a discussion -- do you have some daffynitions to share? ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction . TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. and last but not least..... WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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@malamar (784)
• Canada
18 Sep 09
That is a funny post, I loved it. Here's one my grandpa taught me: Vegetarian - a caveman word for "bad hunter"
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• United States
19 Sep 09
That's a good one! Thanks for sharing.
• United States
9 Nov 09
Ha! I should tell that one to my hubby Malamar! My hubby has gone deer hunting most every year we've been togeather and has not gotten anything. I know it's probably because he goes on public land however.... I call him the "buckless suburbanite"
@aseretdd (13736)
• Philippines
19 Sep 09
I remember getting an en email about those daffynitions... and they are indeed quite hilarious... i love the RAISIN daffynition... it is really a grape with bad sunburn... but quite yummy and nutritious... i hope someone will come up with more or these...
• United States
19 Sep 09
Raisins are indeed a good treat. My daughter puts them in quite a few things she cooks, including chocolate pudding. Thanks for posting.
@Hatley (164257)
• Garden Grove, California
19 Sep 09
hi joyce I am short on daffynitions tonight but saw a sign in front of a medical building that read'Dr. Pullem, Dr. Payne and Dr.Yankem and I had to read'this again as I thought it was a joke. But no each one of' these were real doctors and those were their names. two of them were Dentists, Pullem and Yankem, Dr Payne was a medical doctor. Oh yes I am not short I am just vertically challenged, I am not fat, I am horizonatally' challenged and now I think I hAd best go to bed.he he he
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• United States
19 Sep 09
Some doctor in L.A. was Dr. Bonecutter. Funny names for dentists! I'm vertically challenged, but I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.
• United States
9 Nov 09
those are pretty cute! thanks for sharing :)
• Philippines
24 Oct 09
funny!this made me laugh.I love the daffynition for adult and beauty parlor.so cute!this made me smile today.thanks for sharing this.