Daffynitions
@joyceshookery (2057)
United States
September 18, 2009 4:06pm CST
I got these in an email and thought they were kind of cute to share. To make this a discussion -- do you have some daffynitions to share?
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction .
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
and last but not least.....
WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
9 Nov 09
Ha! I should tell that one to my hubby Malamar! My hubby has gone deer hunting most every year we've been togeather and has not gotten anything. I know it's probably because he goes on public land however.... I call him the "buckless suburbanite"
@aseretdd (13730)
• Philippines
19 Sep 09
I remember getting an en email about those daffynitions... and they are indeed quite hilarious... i love the RAISIN daffynition... it is really a grape with bad sunburn... but quite yummy and nutritious... i hope someone will come up with more or these...
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@joyceshookery (2057)
• United States
19 Sep 09
Raisins are indeed a good treat. My daughter puts them in quite a few things she cooks, including chocolate pudding. Thanks for posting.
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
19 Sep 09
hi joyce I am short on daffynitions tonight but saw
a sign in front of a medical building that read'Dr.
Pullem, Dr. Payne and Dr.Yankem and I had to read'this
again as I thought it was a joke. But no each one of'
these were real doctors and those were their names.
two of them were Dentists, Pullem and Yankem, Dr Payne
was a medical doctor. Oh yes I am not short I am just
vertically challenged, I am not fat, I am horizonatally'
challenged and now I think I hAd best go to bed.he he he1 person likes this
@joyceshookery (2057)
• United States
19 Sep 09
Some doctor in L.A. was Dr. Bonecutter. Funny names for dentists! I'm vertically challenged, but I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.
@my_name_is_coco (4334)
• Philippines
24 Oct 09
funny!this made me laugh.I love the daffynition for adult and beauty parlor.so cute!this made me smile today.thanks for sharing this.
this made me laugh.I love the daffynition for adult and beauty parlor.so cute!this made me smile today.thanks for sharing this.