let us plot...

@jb78000 (15139)
October 6, 2009 6:14am CST
...ok konspiracy time kiddies. i think we europeans should band together and troll ALL the north americans on mylot (except canadians and mexicans obviously). some of them appear to think we all stereotype them anyway. so what sweeping, inacurrate or downright ridiculous generalisations shall we use? all suggestions gratefully received. thankyou. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS DISCUSSION SO PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR SAWN-OFF SHOTGUNS. THANKYOU.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
6 Oct 09
The kiddies cannot comment at the moment as they are otherwise being disracted by a large Greek with a meat cleaver who has evil plans to eat them for lunch on Sunday. The goat appears to be attempting to butt in to save her children.
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@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
are baby goats ever actually called kidDIES?
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
6 Oct 09
Well if I was talking to my goats in English of course they would be. The word for children though is frequently used by mistake by tourists when ordering lamb chops as they are almost identical.
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
you sure that it is a mistake?
@tdemex (3540)
• United States
6 Oct 09
Don't you guys think you do enough damage by sticking your long noses in the USA politics? Starting a left wing interests section is an ultimate insult for many wonderful and beautiful Mylotters! Why don't you wise up and start a across the pond interest area? Disclaimer': Just because I don't live there anymore, doesn't mean I don't care! tdemex (ex-gring0)
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@tdemex (3540)
• United States
6 Oct 09
Come on we in the know, know a diabolical plot when we see one! You may try to trick us but we are on to the trolls from the other side of the globe! This is why we came here in the first place! We just wanted to get away from you loonies! So please finally get over it will you! Just let go and go with the flow! I don't think we can afford to come back there and give you another beating! We are a peaceful people! Just leave us in peace, please! tdemex!
@tdemex (3540)
• United States
6 Oct 09
Why do the bloody Brits always want to start some poop?
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@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
hello north american. and yet again you live up to one of my favourite stereotypes - the just never gets it one. left sided politics was started by one of your lot sunshine.
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
6 Oct 09
LOL the disclaimer fits so well.. and i like who you said all north americans.. except candians and mexicans obviously. That was very classic of you.. So my husband works for a company that takes tech support calls from the region in question.. and you would be shocked to know SOME of the people he talks to (i believe in the southern areas of the region in question) DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE LETTER W IS. They act surprised when he says go to www.suchandsuch.com they ask "double you?" and he says yes, the letter in the alphabet after v. to which they reply "OHHHHHH DOUBLE YA!" lol. lol. lol. I think the canadian stereo types are more funny then the american ones.. but maybe that's just cause i like to laugh at myself :P
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
6 Oct 09
lol. this should be good. The only really stereo type i've heard about the british really offhand is the teeth thing.. and that you all drink tea EH.. Its getting cold out today and i can't find my toque.
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@tdemex (3540)
• United States
6 Oct 09
I played hockey for 12 years while growing up in Detroit! Spent a lot of time getting whipped by the teams to the North! EH! We were the best in Michigan and when we went to Canada we would always get whipped bad! LOL! But I loved it up there, the gals were fun! T----
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@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
i think i'm going to utilise the south park view of canadians from now on.
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@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
6 Oct 09
Just don't troll me, I'm one of the better ones. Remember I welcome people of other countries to comment in politics, even started an interest so others could feel welcome to do so.
@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
6 Oct 09
Grrrr. You said we were all the same Sure but, we have to ask the Xman if it's treason or not LMAO
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
nope. you are all the same. ....
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
....except you . would you like to help us plot?
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
6 Oct 09
You can troll me, It turns me on when you do that.... oh wait, I'm American, I have to be sexually repressed, my naughty.
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
you are a rubbish american. i think you'll have to join our konspiracy as an honourary member
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
keep spelling that wrong honorary
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
oh dear
• United States
6 Oct 09
*puts sawed-off shotgun behind the seat of the pick-up truck and pushes brother's groping hands away for a minute* Hey, wait a durn burn minute there missy, all us here Amerikaans aint rednecks!!
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
well stop stereotyping yourself then. none too bright purpley. oh dear, the terrible effects of inbreeding
• United States
6 Oct 09
Hey, leastin I didn't tell y'all bout that there still on the bed of the truck ner the six pack on the floor.
• United States
6 Oct 09
Or I could go gansta on your a$$ and shout out to my boys in the 'hood and we'll bust a cap in your a$$.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Oct 09
troll me first troll me first
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Oct 09
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
rabbit always wins this one. winnings please.
• Philippines
6 Oct 09
hello, Hillarious, am just glad that Were neutral on this one. if i would have jokingly trolled on my malaysian,japanese,korean,indonesian,and chinese mylot-ers, it could have been word war III and we would have lost for sure
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
[checks responder's country] no that would not have been sensible. do what i do - make sure there is an ocean between you and those you are picking on. you can get virtual wars happpening if you try to pull the bossy older sister 'that was not nice!' card but no actual blood.
@jb78000 (15139)
7 Oct 09
[checks new arrival's country]. yay! you're from that place i like to demonise. which stereotype would you prefer my dear?
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
6 Oct 09
why should anyone bother about that. they can do it on their own... and why an open appeal....are you trying to impress the Iraqis, Afghans or do you desperately need the Iranian gas pipeline.....
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
eh? you got me confused now sunshine.
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
7 Oct 09
which part..?? okay i mixed a bit of politics in it. i guess i would leave it to the Europeans to deal with the 'difficult friend'..
• United States
7 Oct 09
Hey, you know I'm right with you! (now, where did I put that trout? I've already used it in two discussions today....lol....) Hi Canadians....we LIKE you! Could you maybe start a campaign to rescue me from America? Then I could work with you from home on the plan...!
@jb78000 (15139)
7 Oct 09
i'll send you some advice on how to get over the border in a pm...
• United States
6 Oct 09
How about that we're all backwards, close-minded, racist, snaggle-toothed rednecks? Actually, that's a stereotype that many of us Southerners get, and it really burn my britches.
@jb78000 (15139)
6 Oct 09
hello billy.
• United States
6 Oct 09
What? As in HILLbilly? Haha, I get it.