If you came with a disclaimer, what would the fine print say?

Philippines
October 29, 2009 10:42pm CST
Mine would be something similar to this: Warning, enter into a conversation at your own risk! The opinions expressed here are not always those of management, but we are working to correct this discrepancy! If the lights on are that does not always an indication the occupant is home. And like wise, if the lights are off it is not an indication that no one is home! The operator of this vehicle has been known to make sudden stops, swerve for any shiny concept that may cross her path, & leave the vehicle unattended & on auto pilot while exploring new territory. Unfortunately, she seldom carries a map! LOL! So, what if any disclaimer would you have? Thank You for answering!
2 responses
my_name_is_coco
@my_name_is_coco (4333)
• Philippines
7 Nov 09
I love this.I would probably have something like:"Proceed with caution.Extremely prone to acting impulsively.Doesn't like anyone to interfere with her decisions.Lots of energy to spare for things she love doing the most.Has short patience.Enter at Your Own Risk".
Staraven
@Staraven (160)
• United States
30 Oct 09
Haha! This is the most creative post I think I've seen all day. I like the bit about the shiny objects. xD My Disclaimer would probably run along the lines of, "Caution! The person you are about to communicate is a part-time poet and writer, thus she may include you in her memoirs. She is prone to extreme hyperactivity and sudden moodswings. In addition, she will, in fact, cause you to lose The Game at any given opportunity."