Some idiots will believe anything, chain craters are caused by WHAT?? lol..

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Ok, this has been a few days in the making, but it is sure to prove to be entertaining. I spend some time hanging round a forum, Prison Planet....yeh yeh...I know, go ahead and laugh...but there are some good people there and I do get inforamtion, legitimate nformation that you just don't get elswhere (once you sift through the nonsense). Anyway, there are a couple people out there, known as Gale and Norval, pushing a rather bizzare theory. On various bodies in the solar system, we can observe a large number of instances of a long series of impact craters, caused when an impacting body breaks up before striking. apparently though, I am wrong about how they are formed. This incredibly knowlegable couple have educated me in the REAL cause.....a recent alien war in our solar system. these are apparently weapon strikes, not asteroid strikes. And the evidence they present is pretty compelling....."they look like bomb craters". No, they would not be fooled by such sillyness as shoemaker-levy 9's impact on jupiter, no they are not diverted by a lack of evidence, they are completely unburdened by things like actual science. This couple goes forum to forum presenting this idea, then when asked questions or asked for evidence, anyone questioning this instantly becomes part of the cover up, so now I am apparently an "info-cop" and part of the massive cover up. SO on this note, I am now hiring myself out as a professional info-cop. If you have a forum or chat room and have a massive nefarious plot or some knowlege you need hidden and discredited, feel free to hire me. I have a number of info-copping tools at my disposal, such as asking for evidence, asking questions, presenting counter evidence and asking about one's credentials on a particular topic. If you want some amusement...here's the thread this "discussion" on Prison Planet. I am happy to note though that even on conspiricy forums, these guys are considered nuts. http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=143708.0