Audition now!! Rudolph's taking a sabbatical

@Wizzywig (7847)
November 26, 2009 11:38am CST
Why should it be YOU to guide Santa's sleigh this year. Or, if you don't fancy the job yourself, who would you nominate?
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
1 Dec 09
Nope, I ain't putting my hand up for this one! Last I heard, a cold reindeer nose fair up the clack when everything comes to a halt is a bloody nightmare! I reckon Oprah should take the job. Her butt could stop ANYTHING in it's tracks!
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@Wizzywig (7847)
1 Dec 09
Now there's an experience I hadn't anticipated I'm not sure which way round would be worse in terms of whether you owned the nose or the bum
@Wizzywig (7847)
2 Dec 09
What can I say???? I shall try not to take it personally since I assume you are talking about ANY bum and not just mine making you vomit!! I have never been - nor have I any intention of being a "brown-nose" but, due to the nature of my current job, I suspect my olefactory senses are probably more immune to such things than yours would be
@Wizzywig (7847)
2 Dec 09
That's a very subtle and gentlemanly way of saying "lowering the tone"
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
26 Nov 09
You mean as in outside, as in the cold outside. Definitely not me thanks. I'll send the blue rabbit as she's not here to argue at going out in the cold at the moment.
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• Australia
26 Nov 09
I'll second that - an excellent choice!
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@Wizzywig (7847)
26 Nov 09
Yes, I'm sure she'd be happy to partake of the carrots that I'd normally leave out for Rudolph
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
26 Nov 09
Darn! I should have applied when I had that pimple on my nose a couple of weeks ago. I would have qualified, you would even say it glows!
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@Wizzywig (7847)
26 Nov 09
Oh, no!! you obviously peaked too soon... or you were a bit too quick with the antiseptic cream
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
30 Nov 09
My nose has expressed its gratitude for the BR!