Funniest Ever........ Must Read!

@bbxe99 (207)
November 28, 2009 11:47am CST
Can't stop myself sharing this with you ..... A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years." Ha ha ....Liked?
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@MJay101 (710)
28 Nov 09
Hahaha! That's fantastic! I just read it to my other half; obligatory cockney / hackney cab accent... (Any excuse, for me.) What a corker of a joke. Thanks!