What's the wackiest thing you've done when you're drunk?

It was the weekend of my graduation from high school, and some of my friends, my boyfriend, and I were all out camping. Most of them went into town for a while due to personal things going on, so it was just my best friend [a guy], my boyfriend, and me. Well I had to pee horribly, and the bathroom was about a half mile away [plus we were drunk so I refused to let anyone drive me anywhere]. The only thing that I wouldn't have to squat on was the swingset. So... I pulled my pants down, sat on the swing, and peed, right in front of the two of them! We all still remember that night, and it's our private joke. [That would be the wackiest thing, since I've only been drunk 3 times, haha!]

Well, this happened 15 years ago. I got drunk because I wanted to. At that time I was facing a lot of problems. We were in a Karaoke Bar. When I shot 4 glass of cognac straight in a row, I got on top of the table and sang "My Way" as loud as possible while dancing. My friends said the guys were jumping around the table trying to catch me, for fear I'd jump or fall off. Ohhh...that was embarrassing.(LOL) I stopped drinking afterwards.

i generally don't loose control after drinking, thats only my thought... but my friends don't think so... i remember my friends teasing me with that one event which happened a few years back when we were still students... that day we were drinking from the evening and at night around 11:30 PM the electricity went off... my friend got the match box from the kitchen and i brought a candle and told him to light it up... he lit the match stick and i was holding the candle... after 3-4 minutes and after lighting 5-6 match sticks we couldn't light the candle and realized that i was not keeping the candle straight and constantly moving it as it happens after drinking and keep on telling "i am not moving, i am standing still"... but i am not embarrassed after this event because it all happened in front of my friends...