I'm bored.. any funny jokes?

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer`s going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill stuck to her forehead? . . . . . . . . . All you can eat for under a buck

height of laziness- a man on top of his wife expecting an earthquake to do the rest. call it lady luck- there was an earthquake

I have so many its difficult to choose. Definition of a lazy man......so lazy he married a pregnant woman. Did you hear about the guy who thought that asphalt was a rectal disease?

just see ur face in ur mirror

Hi, did you already read Mr. Mx_man ? Read this about Mr. George Bush : George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the result of his brain scan.The doctor said :"Mr. President I have some bad news for you. First,we have discovered that your brain has two sides". Bush interupted :"Well, that's normal. Isn't it ?! I thought everybody had two sides to their brain !" The doctor replied :"That's ture Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left".

There are 3 sisters going to have a date and need to tell to their father.. Girl1: dad im goin out with PETE TO EAT. Girl2: dad im goin out with LANCE TO DANCE. Girl3: dad im goin out with CHUCK TO... DAD: Oh no you dont!