What is the weirdest pick up line a MAN used on you?

@Boyetski (989)
Philippines
December 20, 2009 12:34pm CST
I assume that this is for ladies only. But if anyone have any weird experience on this, just share it with us. Did that pick up line worked on you, annoyed you, offended ou? Share your experience.
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@danitykane (3191)
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
hi boyet, I really don't remember the exact words but, the thing is.. every time someone hit on me with their weirdest pick-up line no matter how funny and corny it is, if the guy is so cute... it's "so okay" with me. hahaha! But if the guy is not my type, no matter how great his words and lines are, it was like nothing and so "plain" with me, as if he never exist. haha! funny right?
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@Boyetski (989)
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
Well yeah. But how would you find out if hes great or not? If you dont give them a chance? ahahaha. That is why LOVE is so damn difficult. Ngehehe. Pick up lines are only used to get your attention.. Right?
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
lolz you got it right boyet!
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@Boyetski (989)
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
Ngehehe.. Thanks
@punjab911 (241)
• Canada
22 Dec 09
Hey Boyetski! that is a very good question to ask to a girl, but I am a guy so I don't really have an answer. Sorry, teeheee! Have a great day and have loads of fun mylotting! Punjab911
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@Boyetski (989)
• Philippines
23 Dec 09
So what weird line did you use to someone then?
@olisaur (1931)
• United States
20 Dec 09
The worst pick up line I got was from some loser hanging out in front of my local library. It was the day after Thanksgiving, and as I was going it, he said, "Hey miss, I know it's not Thanksgiving and all, but I am very thankful god put you on this earth." I stopped myself from rolling my eyes, fake-smiled, said "Thanks," and just marched on on my merry way.
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@Boyetski (989)
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
Ahaha that is the most cornyiest or stupid thing to say to a girl ahaha. I would rather try to say "Hey Miss your fly is open, can I zip it up for you?" rather than that. Horrible.
• India
20 Dec 09
it was my first training program.so i had put up a saree and high heels to look bit taller. after the meeting which ended up pretty well we all decided to have lunch together .we all moved towards the dining area when suddenly my seniormost boss came to me and told me "the most annoying things i could have expected from someone so senior to me." he plainly said "do not to put on highheels , that makes you look taller than me".he even measured himself upto me with my highheels off to prove his point.
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@Boyetski (989)
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
Hmmm how is that a "pick up line?" Is your boss hitting on you that night? Maybe you are really tall. That is good.
@Sandra1952 (6052)
• Spain
20 Dec 09
The strangest pick up line I ever heard was when I met my first husband. A few days earlier, I'd served him in my parent's fish and chip shop. He saw me at a dance and came over and said, 'Those chips I had the other night weren't cooked properly, you know.' I took offence at that, and said I knew for a fact they were, because I'd cooked them myself, and I'd never serve up anything that wasn't fit to eat. I stormed off, and left him standing. The next night, he came into the shop and apologised, saying he couldn't think of anything else to say to me, as he was nervous about asking me out. We were married for 20 years - some of it was good, but most of it was bad, and I finally got up the courage to leave him. The cheekiest pick up line was from a man about 10 years younger then me. I was on a girls' night out, and he came up and said, 'How about I buy you a drink, and then take you back to my place to make love to you?' I came back with, 'How about I buy my own drink and you go and f*ck yourself?' He left me alone after that!
@Boyetski (989)
• Philippines
21 Dec 09
I think he is telling the truth. Ahahaha. He really dont mean to offend you. Thats cute, just to take you out for dinner or somethin'