Women........New Element In The Periodic Table

December 27, 2009 3:46am CST
Element: WOMEN Symbol: WO- Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200Kg. Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature. 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a rang of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. COMMON USES 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sport cars. 2. Can be great aid to relaxation. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD Can possess more than one, but advise to maintain them at different locations so as (specimen) not to come in contact with one another. WARNING!!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. So how many of you believe that women are the next element in the periodic table... Do post back if you have any addition or subtraction on this discussion.
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@thewayis (648)
• Bulgaria
27 Dec 09
Hahaha, that is hilarious and... mostly true. I haven't read something as good in a long time. Did you thought about it yourself or did you get it from somewhere?