Keep together now, the tour bus is about to leave.
By katerina
@thea09 (18305)
Greece
December 28, 2009 9:18am CST
Whether at home in your own country or abroad in someone elses, everyone must at some point have had a little tour trip on a coach. Names ticked off a list, not enough time granted to see anything, herded together whilst the guide pretends to know something more than the guidebook about the place you're visiting. Why did you take the seat next to that ghastly pair who know eveything about everything and how can you avoid them at the table where you'll all eat the pre prepared meal together. Yes, you all cheer when the woman who held everyone up by 7.5 minutes haggling over a hat is left behind in the toilets.
Any fun tours to recount, or horror tours? I well remember the days of tourists doing Europe in a week, we've done Scotland today, where is it tomorrow?
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15 responses
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
28 Dec 09
Don't know, don't wanna' go, too cold , don't feel good , don't like totravel. Y'all have fun.


@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
28 Dec 09
Hate hot tea, son's working, nothing serious just the usual, hugs to u.

@suesan35 (478)
• Sri Lanka
29 Dec 09
Hi thea: some of those arranged tours could be ghastly. It happened to me once. I went on this package tour to Singapore, Malaysia and Bangkok. Singapore was our first stop. We were at a certain mall and our tour guide informed us that we could roam around but had to meet here (meaning where we were standing) in half an hours time when the bus would leave. We all dispersed and having spotted some lovely shoes I wanted to buy for my niece, I went there. Having bought the shoes, looking at my watch all the time, yet feeling unsettled since I was alone, I rturned to the spot we were supposed to meet with 15 minutes to spare. I waited and waited but even after the half hour had passed, no one turned up. I waited for one hour and started to get really worried. It was getting dark and I didnt want to be stranded in an unknown place, luckily I had money with me so following instructions posted all over the place, I went to the station and took a ticket on the metro and got off at the correct town. Once again luck was with me since I remembered the route we took and also some land marks which helped me to get back to my hotel on foot.
When I got there, there had been frantic messages left at the Reception asking me to call the guide when (if) I got it. You see, I was the only one to have travelled alone, and since it was the start of our tour, none of us knew each other well. the guide had come to the spot from where we were supposed to leave in about 10 minutes and gathered everyone together and left without checking the numbers. They had even informed the police when half way they had realized I was missing. That was indeed a bad experience especially for the Guide since everyone had been screaming at him for not checking.
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@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
29 Dec 09
That was pretty scary; I know I would be very worried, stranded alone like that, with no one coming to pick up. I'm from Singapore.. so which mall was that, do you happen to remember? I can imagine how frantic the tour guide must have been, considering the fact that it was his mistake for not counting..
@suesan35 (478)
• Sri Lanka
29 Dec 09
Thanks Zed. Yeah. it was pretty scary But I had my wits about me. I think it was a mall down orchard road, however, I'm not quite sure about that. From there we were to go to Santosa Island by cable car. So you see, not only was I left behind, I also missed the opportunity of visiting this famed island of yours. One thing I must mention here is that directions are clearly marked everywhere and except for the most dim witted, it would not be very difficult to find your way; also everyone speaks English and very helpful too. If it had happened in BKK, I would have been in a major fix. Have a nice day.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
29 Dec 09
Hi Susan, that's exactly why these tours can be so ghastly, they tell you you've got half an hour which is no time at all and then take off early like that. It's one thing to leave you behind if you're keeping everyone else waiting but not to go off early. I'm glad you found your way back okay but would think singapore is a very safe place to travel in.
@rameshkumaar57 (5908)
• India
28 Dec 09
Even though I have taken a lot of tour buses when I was young.I was a good boy in all the tours. One tour is still fresh in my mind. We have to cross a river to go to a temple. The bus was standing on the shore. There were three boats for us to cross over,We crossed over, and my mother and another grandmother spent quite a long time in the temple, and when we came out of the temple, horrors of horrors, we found that the boats have left without us, and the bus was also starting.Luckily somebody noticed that we were missing, and the bus came back after a few minutes, and a boat was sent to pick us up. It was a terrifying experience to be all alone in the temple in the Island. Because of this we were in the firing line of all the other tourists.And it was also made clear, that the same thing happened, the bus will leave, and will not come back.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Dec 09
Hi ramesh, what you describe is exactly why I hate the concept of them, when you want to explore somewhere you want to do it at leisure without the worry of keeping everyone else waiting, or in my case being prompt and being kept waiting by someone else. The trip itself sounds good crossing the river to visit an island temple. 
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
29 Dec 09
Hiya Thea, I dislike group tour. I dislike all these itinerary details that I have to adhere to, and I like my own time own target kind of travel. Like today suddenly I wake up and I want to prolong my stay, or I don't want to get out of the hotel room and just spend the time sleeping. Etc2x..
But then again, there are always stories of horror travels like the dangers of traveling alone, as opposed to traveling in a tour. But at the same time, with a group tour anything and everything can go wrong. Nothing is perfect. I just prefer to face the headache alone, hehehehe...

@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
30 Dec 09
Judith told me it's nice.. I think. Either her or mysd, I can't remember..but she sure didn't have a clue who it is.. hehehehhe...
Alright, just for you, I'll switch to a Goran.. because I'm so addicted to the meringues..but this time I want strawberry chocolate and yogurt..yum2x..
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
29 Dec 09
Zed, a man after my own heart. I hate the idea of being herded along in a group which is why I would never even fancy a free cruise. I've only tried a day trip type thing the once and didn't like the style at all, and that was because we were conned into thinking it was dangerous to try and travel alone, what rubbish, its the best way to see a place. I wouldn't expect to see young men on them anyway unless their wives dragged them along.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
29 Dec 09
Okay a word young man. You told me you put this avatar on for the blue bunny but she says she has no idea who it is. You wouldn't tell me but its obviously unappreciated by the bunny so please can I have Goran back, or James Woods.
go on, I'll bake you meringues.

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@Iriene88 (5343)
• Malaysia
28 Dec 09
Dear Thea,
I remembered in 1993, I and my hubby had our honeymoon in Central Europe.
As you mentioned, it is a fast 'passing through' tour where we covered
10 cities/countries in 15 days. The tour leader asked us to take care
of each other by way of , [i]always make sure the fellow tourists behind
us are still with the group[/i]. This means that our front people need to
check whether we are with them. There are 50 of us and only one tour leader.
We have to take turns for the seat in the bus as it is fully occupied.
The worst seat will be the last back seat. So everyone will have the best
front seat and the the last seat too. As the journey in Central Europe are mainly in the bus, everyone hope for the short distance journey if they are to be seated
at the back seat.
I remembered one family have to sit at the back row and that day it is a long journey
to another country. The person who sat on the centre can't really sleep. However this guy can really sleep as the bus moved left and right. Really fascinating!
I remembered one family have to sit at the back row and that day it is a long journey
to another country. The person who sat on the centre can't really sleep. However this guy can really sleep as the bus moved left and right. Really fascinating!1 person likes this
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Dec 09
Hi Iriene, how can you do 15 countries in so many days and get a true feel for any of them? Those are the ones I remember being really popular but always thought were rather strange as I'd hate to be hurried through like that. Oh and all that staying with the group. I hope you enjoyed it though but I couldn't travel like that, my friend and I managed about half a day on a coach trip in Tunisia and after that explored by train or bus. 

@allknowing (153529)
• India
29 Dec 09
Well thea I can write a blog on my travels most of them package tours with strangers of every hue, size, and what have you and a guide to look after your interests. I am a punctual person but not all and therefore there is always a last minute rush for the bus to leave and sometimes because of this we miss out on certain sights. There used to be one on a particular package where this couple used to take everrything from their room includimg the ironing board a disgrace to the package as a whole!! And there was another always wanting attention at any cost. The last one was where this lady always came late but got up late from her seat blocking everyone.This guy picked fruits from the ship when we were on a cruise of the Bahamas a thing that is banned when yu got off at Florida and this took another hour of our precious time.And then there was my husband in a bad mood on one of our Singapore holidays bah!! I can go on and on Thea!!! But I never got these things to spoil my holidays - I moved with the tide. 





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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
30 Dec 09
Hi allknowing, that is the first time I've ever heard of someone stealing an ironing board on a holiday, that is totally ludicrous. I presume they set off with empty cases and filled them up enroute. There's always the attention seekers, those are the ones everyone cheers about when they get left behind. I actually heard about one package tour coming down here where a woman refused to get on the coach from the airport as someone on the plane had been saying how dangerous our mountain road is and she demanded a boat to get her here. That must have cost more than the package holiday.
I'm glad to hear that none of it ruined your travels though.
I'm glad to hear that none of it ruined your travels though.
@ladygator (3465)
• United States
30 Dec 09
Actually this sounds so much fun to me. I wish I could go someplace fun. I am hoping to live many more years so I can do this. I would like to travel by train.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
30 Dec 09
Hi ladygator, I pictured you as a sweet elderly woman when you made the comment about living more years to be able to do it, fooled me. I think a train is a good way to travel around rather than a coach, but either way I'd prefer it with a guidebook than a guide and tour group. Depends if you like being independant or herded if these tours work well for you, certainly plenty enjoy them.


@cloudwatcher (6861)
• Australia
1 Jan 10
We took the Trafalgar tour of the Best of Britain and we enjoyed it. I think the best thing about a bus tour (with a good guide, which we had) is that you see and learn about places and events you would normally just pass by) Britain is so full of history. Another good thing about a bus tour of Britain is that in a bus you are sitting higher, so that you can see over the hedges, whereas driving a car, hedges are the most constant sights and the views are hidden.
While I always prefer to drive myself, I appreciated the Best of Britain which allowed us to see much more than we could have done by ourselves in a given time. The hotels and the meals were all first class. The tour guide was exceptional and very knowledgeable and helpful. The fellow tourists were mostly friendly and jovial, but there were a few who were constantly declaring nothing was as good as they had back home, and trying desperately to make everyone else believe they were millionaires.
We also took the Trafalgar tour of Europe. It was a whirlwind tour but allowed us to see and do a lot in the short time we had.
While driving - or better still, walking - is the better way to tour, a GOOD bus tour with a reputable company and a good guide allows best use of a short time and more coverage of places to visit. Ideally, I would like to use a good bus tour as an introduction and then follow it with a drive myself back to the places I'd like to see more of.

@cloudwatcher (6861)
• Australia
2 Jan 10
We were treated exceptionally well and never felt like sheep being herded.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
2 Jan 10
Hi Cloud, you left a coca cola tip for me in dawns box somewhere, I think the only effect coca cola would have on me would be to make me violently sick with the sugar overload, but I haven't got any anyway.
Glad to hear you enjoyed your guided tour of Britain and that you enjoy peeking over the hedges. I wouldn't enjoy driving in a foreign country at all but it would be fine if someone else did the driving. Probably if you're on one of those first class kind they are superiour to the usual type and you get treated less like sheep.
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
29 Dec 09
that's the way they are here.if you're not on the bus when you're supposed to be,enjoy your sidetrip.they will leave you.
fun..let's see..
well,i can't say it was fun,but we had a new statewide driver from VA to NYC who:
A.got lost onroute
B.missed an exit and decided to back up in traffic on the busiest east coast highway
C.added 2 hours onto an already 8 hours leg of my trip
needless to say i bounded off that bus when it finally reached new york.

@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
30 Dec 09
i used to take that route often,and i got to know some of the drivers.
this one lady,as soon as i saw her i knew we were getting a pitstop for coffee and donuts.

@jillhill (37353)
• United States
28 Dec 09
I have never actually done one of these but thought it might be an interesting way to travel....I am so independent though that I don't know if I could sit in a seat and give control to a bus driver....and I would probably be the one that strayed off the path to find something more interesting...I would be a pain in the you know what!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Dec 09
Hi jillhill, if you like to be independant believe me you'd hate them. Quite often I still see coach parties around and its always cries of 'keep together'. They'd be useful for travelling and seeing more of the route from but I'd rather go by slow train with no guide. It's amazing how many of the guides come out here each year and no not a jot about the area which they are meant to be informing their charges about.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Dec 09
Turkey and Greece?
Seriously the only bus tours I've been on were when I was in college in Germany. The university used to sponsor these trips for the foreign students that were heavily subsidized. The longest one was a trip to Berlin (which was still split at the time) for 60 DM for a week. Talk about a bargain. Everything was covered except for some of our meals. The fun part was crossing the East German border. My passport photo didn't have glasses, so I had to take them off. One girl was in East Berlin, gave her passport to a friend, then they split up. She had to spend the night there until they could come back and bring it to her. Then on the way back somebody dropped a rock from an overpass onto the front windshield of our bus. It shattered and we had to stop at an illegal rest stop (for East Germans only) to put up a tarp. We still froze all the way back....
Seriously the only bus tours I've been on were when I was in college in Germany. The university used to sponsor these trips for the foreign students that were heavily subsidized. The longest one was a trip to Berlin (which was still split at the time) for 60 DM for a week. Talk about a bargain. Everything was covered except for some of our meals. The fun part was crossing the East German border. My passport photo didn't have glasses, so I had to take them off. One girl was in East Berlin, gave her passport to a friend, then they split up. She had to spend the night there until they could come back and bring it to her. Then on the way back somebody dropped a rock from an overpass onto the front windshield of our bus. It shattered and we had to stop at an illegal rest stop (for East Germans only) to put up a tarp. We still froze all the way back....
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Dec 09
Germany is beautiful! And I've seen some pictures of places in Poland where some of my relatives came from (German) that are beautiful also.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
30 Dec 09
Hi dawn, well travelling into East Berlin when it still was I think we'd all probably opt for the guided tour, especially for crossing the border. 'Somebody dropped' a rock, was probably more like someone aimed a rock. It would have been interesting to see East Berlin at that time, but Germany is somewhere which on the whole doesn't appeal, but the Greek and I have talked about going into Poland which I really want to do.
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@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
29 Dec 09
Hi Thea. I've never taken a guided vacation tour by bus, but I've visited places or vacationed where there was a day-trip kind of tour. Fortunately, all went well and were a lot of fun.
Karen @Louc74 (620)
•
28 Dec 09
Awww, I haven't lived! I'll have to do one of these tours just to see, I think.
The closest I can think of are the bus trips to various locations when I was at school. One of them was to a "beach" which was about 3 miles away from the town I lived in, lol! I remember on the way home, another girl in the class was challenged by a teacher to show what she had in a bulging plastic carrier bag she was keeping a tight hold of. When it was opened, it contained numerous jelly fish that she had captured, and was determined to take home with her. Eeeewwww!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Dec 09
Hi Lou, I think the guided tours are a bit different to school trips - my son has those and comes back to report who was sick on the way. I don't think you sound like the type who'd like to be herded around in a group, the time my friend and I fell for it once for half a day was when we were told how dangerous it was to travel around on public transport. What tosh, and it saved a fortune.
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
28 Dec 09
hi thea I do recall one tour that we were supposed to go to this castle like house owned by some multimillionaire but it turned out that we were just going to go to a view point where we could see the multimillionaire's house from a distance. as I had been coerced into going on this t our because my dad thought that would distract me from marrying my husband whom he detested for no reason, I was really not in any mood to care about any of the sights. we had planned a weekend together my hubby to be and myself. what made it so funny is the fact that I was thirty, not a kid. Well on this tour I had to sit next to a woman who recounted every trip she had made abroad to me for two hours so going back I did manage to changes seats and sat beside a women who was chinese and knew no English at all. That was heavenly. the next weekend my parents went back to my home state and my hubby to be and myself got married all by ourselves.The marriage my dad thought was doomed lasted 43 years. It only ended with my husbands last heart attack.




@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Dec 09
When you started to recount the trip Hatley I remembered full well you were thirty and not a child, when you wed. I would have thought sticking you next to a younger version of roomie on the trip would have made you want the sancturary of mr Hatleys arms even more. It certainly doesn't sound like the soundest idea I've ever come across to make you change your mind about your husband to be.















