This is one most people won't admit...but I far....

LOL! That is too funny! Yep, most people are not willing to admit that they are the ones that gassed. And, with the exception of my husband and kids, I won't admit it either! LOL Okay, I'll admit it on here, but don't expect me to admit it in person, because I'll deny it all! LOL I still remember one instance, years ago, before I had my kids. My husband and I had gone out to eat somewhere. We went to the mall afterwards. Well, the food I ate had given me gas. Bad! LOL I did my best to hold it in... We stopped and were looking at something when a really bad one ripped out of my @ss! LOL It was downright awful, but silent at least. And as I was in public I wasn't about to say it was me. LOL Well, my husband noticed the stench (how could he not? LOL) and asked rather loudly "DID YOU FART?!?" Oh my gosh, I was so embarrassed! Not to mention mad. I mean, he could have asked discreetly. Geez! LOL Well, of course I denied it. Though once we got back inside the car where no one else was around I admitted it was me. I felt I had to. It was kinda obvious it was me, after all, as at that point I was stinking up the car anyway. LOL Happy mylotting!

falling over laughing!!! wish I had been there to laugh at your side!

This isn't even question. Just a really weird story, lol. But it sounds extremely funny; relating the way your fart sounded to Donald Duck's voice, haha. The fart must have been pretty savage. Nice man. lol.

Loverbear, that is a priceless moment! It's true that we all produce gas as part of digestion. Some just do it more, and more er... prominently. My husband has always been one of the prominent ones. LOL What gets me is when he walks into the small room I'm in and THEN he farts a big one. He couldn't have waited a moment outside and let it out there? Good grief! By the way, did you know that Ben Franklin wrote a piece called, "Fart Proudly"? I'd be interested to read that someday.

hahaha, another post is needed to print. Should I be your fan? With your story, people usually post it on something like FML website (f*ck my life), but over all of it, you made it so funny. My daddy is a lot like you, he doesn't care about farting in front of people. I always like "Oh my God, he did it again!" in hopeless, and so far everyone thinks that he is funny. but but but but I don't dare to fart in front on people [yet]