His Explanation.....Too Funny

United States
November 15, 2006 10:41am CST
A wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed with a strange woman. "That's it!" she screams at him. "I'm leaving you and never coming back.The husband says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. But this won't do you any good!" He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower and I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you any more, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice. I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you never touched last night.. Then I showed her to the door. She was so grateful for all these things she thanked me profusely. But then, just as she was about to leave, she turned around and asked me........ "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"
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@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
16 Nov 06
Lol that is a good one. only thing is my wife uses it :)
• United States
16 Nov 06
what do you call a man with half a brain? gifted
• United States
16 Nov 06
Glad you liked it and thanks for getting it going again.
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
16 Nov 06
YW
• Portugal
17 Nov 06
Only a man to gave so good explanation, that was very funny, thank you for making us laugh:):):)
• United States
17 Nov 06
Glad you liked it. Thanks for your response!
• United Arab Emirates
16 Nov 06
lol that was a good one!!!!!!!!!!
• United States
16 Nov 06
Thanks! Glad you liked it.
@amsharma (1861)
• United States
16 Nov 06
LOL! That is so funny:) Thanks for sharing it.
• United States
16 Nov 06
Glad you liked it! Thanks for the response!
@jenn10 (68)
• United States
16 Nov 06
That is funny.
• United States
16 Nov 06
Thanks for the response!