My epitaph and other bizarre ranting.

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I did do a search, and there are other discussions on epitaphs, but I didn't want to piggyback theirs, so I made a list of my top ten. I want people to do a second take when seeing mine, kind of my way of living beyond the grave. I also wanted to say that I should be back on mylot consistently after Valentines. I have many discussions to get caught up on, and I am sure I have missed many good ones, what with the federal trial on prop 8, the supreme court's most recent idiotic move, Obama's State of the Union address, Obama mauling the republicans at the Q and A, the introduction of civil marriage, and all the jazz surrounding dismantling the discriminatory "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. Go-bama! Okay, here's my list. Some may be borderline offensive, and some may only make sense to me. 1. "I am taking James Dobson straight to hell with me." 2. "You're next." 3. "Aetna is to blame." 4. "Seance me." 5. "Hell is for rethugs and banksters. Libs move to the next dimension." 6. "Stuck in limbo and my lips are chapped, and I ain't got any chapstick. Or is this hell?" 7. "What do you mean I can't take chocolate pudding with me?!" 8. "If you don't visit me daily, I will haunt you. Oh, I will be that creak in your stairs. Followed by evil laugh." 9. "Food for the worms." 10. (In honour of my boyfriend, the magician) "Now you see me, now you don't."