How to Shower like a Man
By pinklilly
@pinklilly (3443)
Australia
November 15, 2006 3:50pm CST
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area,
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because the door was half open the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower, door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed and let the mrs clean up
YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!
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16 responses
@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
16 Nov 06
hehe.. Good one at least a Male admits to it.. Good for you...*smiles*
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@twinkleD (360)
•
16 Nov 06
thats so funny and oh so true. especially for me the leaving the bathroom a wet soggy mess. does your other half always leave lights on, never shut doors. poos with the door open and leaves the whole house smelly (nice!!) they can be hideous can't they. but we wouldn't be without them!
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@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
17 Nov 06
hehe... He always Leaves Lights on and Cloths all over the floor Upstairs bathroom has no doors as you walk through a robe to enter..
Can't live with them and can't live without them....
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@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
16 Nov 06
*smiles* Yes and Thank you for the response
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@flashpixel (1414)
• Malaysia
26 Nov 06
hahaha.. its really true :) ..how come u knew all our secrets :p
@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
16 Nov 06
Thanks for the reply at least I got one..
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@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
28 Nov 06
Yeah go for it... It was sent to me in an email did have a female version to it as well but found the mans more funny...
@chikkadee (372)
• Australia
26 Nov 06
hahahahha Ive heard this one before
but it has a female side to it as well which serves to amplify the humour. Ill see if I can find it and post it up later.
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@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
28 Nov 06
Yeah there is it's more about cleaning the shower and than cleaning up after the men and covering themselves up...
@14missy (3183)
• Australia
26 Jan 07
Well Pinklily I finally found the second part of this discussion about showering like a woman... I received it as an email yesterday and had to share it here...
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
* Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
* If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
* Get in the shower.
* Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
* Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
* Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off hair.
* Shave armpits and legs.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
* Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
* Dry with towel the size of a small country.
* Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
* Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
* If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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@Pigglies (9329)
• United States
26 Jan 07
LMAO! OMG, I guess I shower like a man! Well, somewhat... minus the willy and the bum hairs (although, my girlfriend has said before that I could use a brazilian wax). And minus the shampoo mohawk because my hair is too long for it.
I will totally walk around nekkid if I can and just leave the clothes on the bed and the towel wherever.
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@caramello (4377)
• Australia
28 Nov 06
Definately showered quite a few men in my time.......lol
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