Personal ad
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
Shingle Springs, California
March 10, 2010 12:17pm CST
Eccentric married woman, soon not to be, if she doesn't wus out again, looking for straight male, age around hers give or take about 5 years, willing to give lots and lots of space. Doesn't have to like the things she likes as long as he doesn't mock them. Must love cats, children, nature, music, travel, snuggling... No pedophiles or mean ornery control freaks need apply. Long courtship because she wants to get it right this time.
I'm sure I forgot many things.
What would your personal ad look like?
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10 responses
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
10 Mar 10
Beware, vicious old woman lives here. Enter at your own risk.
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
10 Mar 10
Well Poo, I have been told my bark was worse than my bite.1 person likes this
@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
10 Mar 10
Wanted...single or divorced, loving and caring, humorous and talkative. Love children, music, dogs and traveling. Able to live in tropical country and willing to relocate. I have forgotten now what was in my long list but definitely anything else is 'negotiable'. Ha...ha...it sounds so real.
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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11 Mar 10
Sounds good to me Dawn, if you get a few responses, you will have the pick of the bunch 
@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
11 Mar 10
Never married, 50+ SWF virgin looking for a SM of about the same age to be a help mate.
Must love cats, crafts, reading, movies, science fiction, and housework, or at least not mind that it gets dirty.
Grown children okay if they realize their dad is remarrying and not trying to replace their mother.
Mama boys, earth mother lovers and needy men need not apply
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@coffeegurl (1467)
• United States
11 Mar 10
Gothic Gurl seeks rich,non-snoring Bachelor who doesn't leave his undies on the floor for me to pick up. Must not have any pets, as I am allergic. Must not smoke,drink heavily, or have stupid friends. Must floss teeth and go to dentist regularly. Must not talk about things that don't interest me, or if he does, not get offended if I walk out of the room.
@pandaeyes (2065)
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11 Mar 10
Tricky seeing as I am not on the lookout for a man but if I were, it would read..
Creative 40 something woman,tea total non smoker . likes fitness and anything to do with self sufficiency
Looking for a man to share her interests with.
Would like a good conversationalist with a sense of humour .
Must like Dogs and cats and kids and not be afraid of rolling up his sleeves and getting his hands dirty.
There,don't let my husband read it though LOL
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@BarBaraPrz (51823)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
11 Mar 10
Hey, that's pretty good!
I no longer bother with personals, myself.
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Mar 10
shhhh sneak out of the house at midnight for a few minutes....
@Orea15 (281)
• United States
10 Mar 10
That's a good start. I'd add a sense of humor, because laughing together is such a good thing. And I insist on integrity. And kindness is so important. A generous spirit is good.
And I'd avoid a negative attitude, if that is their default setting. Too toxic.
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Mar 10
Yes, must have sense of humor, absolutely!!!
