Here is something for ANYONE who needs a good laugh
By lilwonders
@lilwonders456 (8214)
United States
March 26, 2010 8:15pm CST
A Pennsylvania man was arrested for public drunk by the state police...not funny right? Well it gets better. When the police showed up they saw the man doing CPR on a dead opossum.
"Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said".
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/opossum.drunk/index.html?hpt=T2
I have to admit I laughed pretty hard when I read this story. Can you imagine the poor cops that showed up to the scene. They were probly trying to keep a straight face as they see a drunk guy doing CPR on a flattened opossum. HOpe he did not do mouth to mouth on it.
Just in case you don't click the link...no he did not save the opossum..it is still dead.
Anyway..give me your thoughts...funny puns...wise butt remarks...oh just have fun with it.
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5 responses
@SomeCowgirl (32189)
• United States
27 Mar 10
That is very strange indeed. Wonder if he wanted to resurrect it so he could eat it? He may have thought it was a cat or dog? I don't know. very odd indeed, poor guy!
@lilwonders456 (8214)
• United States
27 Mar 10
I wonder how drunk he was...you would have to be drunk to do CPR on a opposum. Have you every seen one...they are ugly and nasty little creatures.
@SomeCowgirl (32189)
• United States
29 Mar 10
I'm thinking you mean possum, but I'm not sure, otherwise no I've never seen one that I know of.
@lilwonders456 (8214)
• United States
29 Mar 10
a possum and an opposum are the same thing. I had to look it up too. I guess the real term for them is opposume...but most people call them a possum.
@gewcew23 (8007)
• United States
27 Mar 10
I will have what that guy had.
I think saying that this guy was drunk is an understatement.
I am just glad the cops did not say, "Move over you are not doing it right."
I wonder if the guy was screaming, "Live d@mn you, live."
The opossum did not come back to life, and all of that hard work.
Maybe that was his date, and he was just running the bases.
Several witnesses observed Wolfe failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, were these people watching to see if it would work.
I do not have any more.
@lilwonders456 (8214)
• United States
28 Mar 10
LOL. Good ones. I wonder if that guy remebered what he did the morning. I am sure the cops reminded him.
Hopefully it was a "freshly" run over opossum...I don't even want to think about it if he just found one that has been laying around a few days and was doing CPR on it.
Gross!!!
The rest of hte peole were probly standing their watching because they were laughing their butts off. I know I was when I read the story.
@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
27 Mar 10
Wow, that's a new one.. I'm humor illiterate tho, I can never think of a good comeback..
Now that is funny. Shame poor guy. At least he did try. TATA.
