If you are a pen and you can talk,what would you say to the people around you ?

Hong Kong
April 10, 2010 4:42am CST
if I am a pen and I can speak to the people around me,I would probably say the following : " Hey,the one is holding me! You..Yes..you..I am talking to you.You know something...you should give me a million thanks because with me ,you can write the things in your mind and let others know that what's in your mind.All you have to do is spend $2 and you jsut got me from the super market in the pen section.See how I am useful to you,I think I deserve a big thanks from you,right?"^_^.That would be my speech to the one whose holding me.What about you?
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@dorannmwin (36392)
• United States
13 Apr 10
The comment of a pen that is used when making the closing on a purchase of a house. "How can one person stand to sign the same signature over and over again. Aren't there more interesting things to write?" Then there is the comment of the pen that is used until it won't write any more "That's it, the ink has left the cylinder." And when paying for a large purchase with a check "Sure hope this thing doesn't bounce."
@cream97 (29085)
• United States
10 Apr 10
Hi, wildlittlefan. I would probably say, "you have me slinging all about while you get all fancy with me. I don't want to be tossed all about, I want to stand still".
@RobtheRock (2433)
• United States
10 Apr 10
I would say to the grade school pranksters, "Hey, don't stick me up your nose. Ewwwww! Nasty!" And "Hey mister, get a cotton swab! I'm not for getting ear wax!"
• Philippines
10 Apr 10
It would've said to me, "Thank you for using me til the last drop of my ink coz others don't really care if they lose me even if they can still use me".