$340 million dollars in advertising

Hats and tee shirts???? The only thing I got was bored by the commercials I keep seeing on television. I will tell you this though...since the Census is creating jobs for some folks down here in Hooterville, where unemployment is very high, I decided to help. I have filled out my little form...so has my daughter nextdoor. But we haven't mailed them in. We're going to wait for someone to show up and then hand them to whoever it is. Might as well help keep someone employed for an additional five minutes.

I wonder if all those new census workers were illegals.