How To Win In The Elections

@neildc (17251)
Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
May 11, 2010 2:52am CST
This is not to tell you how to cheat in the elections. I just want to share this to other people and hope that the government, especially the law-makers could find ways to stop VOTE BUYING in the next elections. 1. Designate or Look for Greedy people in each barangay, preferably one in each voting precinct. This will be the so-called LEADERs. These LEADERS will list the names of the voters in their respective places. 2. Collect all the list of voters submitted by LEADERs. At this point, you have the idea how much money you will need to raise to BUY their votes. 3. A day before or during the election, distribute sample ballots to the LEADERs, so they can also disseminate the same to the voters. Make sure you have a good choice of materials for printing the sample ballots, preferably glossy paper, colored prints, and of course, expensive. 4. Have something like a Voters Assistance Booth anywhere outside the polling places, and assign your people there. Make sure you have you nice poster there, preferably a larger tarpaulin with your name or party printed to make sure the voters know that it's our booth, and not of our rival candidates or parties. 5. Assign at least two persons in each precinct/clustered precincts. One is to sign the distributed sample ballots after each voter actually cast their votes. Make sure the right index finger of the voters has indelible ink before signing the sample ballots. The other person is to make a note/tally the actual number of voters who actually came out of the precinct or the number of sample ballots the one had signed. 6. After the actual voting of voters, guide them to the Voters Assistance Booth. Voters will bring them their signed sample ballots for stamping and counter-signing. 7. Wait for the results of the election at least a day. Tell your leaders to assemble at a basketball court or gym in the barangay. You can let the people wait for hours under the heat of the sun or you have the option not to show up and pay them. If you win, then you have the option not to pay them. What's the use anyway, you already have won and declared winner by the commission. If you lost, then you know that the majority did not vote for you, so why pay them at all. Remember, do not promise that you will BUY their VOTEs. Just let your LEADERS do the talks and spread the HUMORS. Anyway, you can always make FOOL of the people since you are still in position.
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@Lakota12 (42681)
• United States
12 May 10
SOunds like ya got it figured out pretty good
@neildc (17251)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
13 May 10
and those involved in this massive vote buying in this place actually won the elections, all the candidates in their slate.
@Lakota12 (42681)
• United States
13 May 10
thats awful and I wished it was against the law for buying vote not right to me!
@neildc (17251)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
13 May 10
that's really against the election code and they should be charged for doing so. problem is, no one would like to come out and tell about the buying of votes and file a complaint. i think there was, in the previous elections, but the process took time, years.
• Philippines
12 May 10
If you want no vote buying, then try another system of government. vote buying is package with this kind of system which you have been living before you have been born. Maybe some other planet doesn't do vote buying or maybe live outside the matrix!
@neildc (17251)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
12 May 10
that's why i believe this is impossible. but do you think living in another planet is possible with you?
• Philippines
11 May 10
hello there neil, which regards to this, i believe Villars strategy had failed since most people believed that he's too rich for comfort. as for Noynoy's LP, that would have failed too if the MEDIA NETWORK didn't participate in his campaign. too bad, they can't hide it now and am one of those who were awakened by this. Education, is our outmost weapon against vote buying
@neildc (17251)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
12 May 10
and who will educate the people on VOTE BUYING? it's just so saddening to say, that even how much we tried, as you've said in your post, people are already brainwashed.
@advokatku (4036)
• Indonesia
11 May 10
When examined in depth, the strategy of winning the election is almost the same, with the marketing strategy of product or service. Building a constituency is the same as caring for the customer to the product or service fanatic. Dividing the constituent categories are the same with market segmentation.
@neildc (17251)
• Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
11 May 10
the style or technique could be compared or applied in business but i don't think this is good in choosing our leaders.