WHAT IS A CRACKPOT??

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Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot out. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. Tries to drown a fish in waters. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. At the bottom of the application where it says Sign Here he puts Sagittarius. Studies for a blood test and fails. Sells the car for gas money. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, Airport left, he turns around and goes home. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.