Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere...

Malaysia
June 5, 2010 9:51am CST
yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your a$$? English is such a funny language. it's full of words that can be used in multiple ways, and give multiple meanings for multiple situations. this situation would inevitably make some of us ask questions that should be quite straightforward in the answer..but unfortunately it isn't so.. there are quite a few questions floating around, and i'm troubled that i can't figure it out... if anyone wants to have a go at it, please do (this includes the question about the hemorrhoids..haha) Question 1: [i]Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?[/i] Question 2: f a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Question 3: Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed", if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Last Question of the day...: Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? so....enlighten me. please
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@evepin (721)
• Philippines
5 Jun 10
oh my goodness your discussion is hilarious! i loved the questions you posted and those made me wonder too! hehehe. can;t wait for the other's comments on this!
• Malaysia
5 Jun 10
i'm eagerly waiting too... why don't you have a try first? i don't think any answer is a wrong answer when it comes to questions like this
@evepin (721)
• Philippines
5 Jun 10
hahahaha! Q1: maybe someone who thought th - s too? Q2: it depends on which among them is heavier? or probably they wrestle while falling so they end up landing sideways? Q3: i absolutely have no idea! hehehe Q4: he has to conceal some part of his body right? hahaha either up or down! hahahaha!
• Malaysia
5 Jun 10
haha...
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
5 Jun 10
Oh for Mario's sake. Okay. 1. An idiot who had a lisp himself. Couldn't really spell or something. 2. That cat will really shred you to pieces if you tried that. 3. So you won't be stuck with puppies you don't want or can care for. Donald Duck at least try to have some decency. TATA.
@saphrina (31552)
• South Africa
6 Jun 10
Flashing yes, mooning, uumm, no.
• Malaysia
6 Jun 10
for Mario's sake...it always has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? but does your answer mean that Donald is flashing and mooning us when he's all dry?
• China
3 Jun 11
oh
@ellie333 (21016)
5 Jun 10
There is an expression here in the UK 'Mad dogs and Englishmen' so I guess all this was made up by an Englishmen who has had a bit too much sun and thought it would be fun to confuse the rest ofthe world Huggles. Ellie :D
• Malaysia
6 Jun 10
haha...them English and their secret plans to confuse the world.. huggles to you too ellie
@nirose (384)
• India
6 Jun 10
well. the first question about the S being in Lisp i didn't understand. for the second question nothing would happen as the buttered bread is tied on the top of the cat, the cat will land on its feet with no problem. Again didn't understand the third question. For the last one, to dry down off fast course. hahaha
• Malaysia
7 Jun 10
haha...good ones there nirose!