"I got brain freeze by pouring cold water on my head!"

haha...i had a slurpee a couple of days ago. finished it in like 5 minutes and got a total brain freeze i think it's still frozen anyway...there was a little joke session at this home that i volunteer at. the kids in that group were about 5-8 years old. so as they were each telling their own jokes, one of them said 'when i grow up, i want to be a school teacher'. i asked why, and he said 'so i can scold my friend for copying my work'.. that was the most direct and funniest thing i heard then

Actually, if you think about it, if you are very hot and pour cold water on your head, you may get the same feeling you do when eating cold things..I don't know for sure and not about to test it out.. Anyways, the funniest thing I've heard a kid say is the most recent and one I am telling my friend about now. It is when my great-niece shared this heavy metal video with me and the singer is pretty hyper..(I believe I started on post on this) My 8 y/o son watched the video and I asked him, "Who does this remind you of?" (talking about the singer) He looks at me with a blank and very serious face and answered, "But you don't sing."

Hi Stephanie, Oh the last time I got brain freeze was drinking vodka jelly through a straw - ouch - but so much fun - can't think of anything funnymy little one has said lately but Isuppose this was quite a good interpretation from this little child although not quuite as we see brain freeze lool. Huggles. Ellie :D

StephanieAnnC I am going back to the day I heard my youngest one say no no wobbie don't do dat" and I am rushing in to see what mischief my two are up to. My son Robbie had just cut the fringe off one edge of my brand new towel. I said," why did you do that?" He looked up witha scowl on his little face,"Mom it was unraveling on you" lol where did he get those words he was only two?Also a pair of scissors was tangled in my daughter's hair. She had not had the hair cut he had intended yet because he could not get the scissors out of her long hair. I asked him why he had tried to cut her hair. Again he threw me for a loop."mom her hair is longer on one side than the other." I looked and sure enough her hair was several inches longer on one side than the other.So I managed to gently trim the one side so it was even with the other.

Maybe his definition of brain freeze is different from ours But that's a cute kid. You should have show him how to get a brain freeze by drinking a very cold drink.

when i was a senior in high school i took child developent as an elective, and we went to a pre school, i had a kid, and no joke, he looked just like the front page of mad magazine. but he turned looked at me and said i had big ears....lol, maybe i do, but he had to be the funniest looking child ever (i feel bad saying it, but back then i didn't) I was in shock...lol

Yes Stephanie, children are really funny by their expression as well as behaviour! Even, I hae seen some kid urinating at one end of the play-ground and returned with saying that he has watered that bush, which is a point for a goal post! So we must win this game! Their fun is out of their simplicity and transparency in expressions! That is why it has been said that children are true by minds! Thanks for this nice posting and let's hope more funny things from children around us as the pleasant side of life!!

hahahaa ..... who said to the child how old is she? I think that kids are still small and not too familiar with what he said.