North Korea DEMANDS $65 Trillion from US
By laglen
@laglen (19759)
United States
June 25, 2010 1:15pm CST
North Korea is demanding this in damages caused by the Korean War and sunsequent sanctions.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/24/2936414.htm
So uh do you think we should write a check?6 responses
@epicure35 (2814)
• United States
4 Jul 10
Not hardly! Not ever! Oh, yeah, we just happen to be broke, except for friend of dictators everywhere, BHO.
@epicure35 (2814)
• United States
6 Jul 10
Not to be rude, but he probably has more money than G-- from all his sources, e.g. Soros, various Arab benefactors, his own money laundering and other criminal activities, the undeserved Nobel prize (don't know if he really gave the money away since nothing the WH says is true) and all he steals from us for "date night"....etc.....
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@matersfish (6306)
• United States
25 Jun 10
You know, I'm not much of a sympathetic person, but I can seriously see where they're coming from.
I mean, America is definitely a villain to end all villains and we certainly have that kind of money to give away. I think it's left over from that "Obama stash" the Kool-Aid-drinking voters swear he has.
So, I'm willing to give NK the money... on three conditions.
1: Kim Jong-il has to prove that he's tall enough to ride a roller coaster at King's Dominion
2: We get to pay them in Monopoly money
3: They agree to help us control our pet population by accepting our stray dogs to be put to better use
Deal or no deal, Jong-il?
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@lilwonders456 (8214)
• United States
25 Jun 10
I am afraid Jon-il would have to say no deal because he would not be able to meet the requirement on number one. LOL.
@matersfish (6306)
• United States
25 Jun 10
Yeah. He'd be doomed. But there is a bright side...
I've heard a lot of rumors about lil' Kim over the years. He's supposedly a master chess player. He gets 3 or more hole-in-one shots during a single game of golf. He won the North Korean Madden tournament on PlayStation after he made it illegal for everyone else but him to play. He beat everyone in a car race while riding a bike. He holds the real world record in the hotdog eating contest (and a supplementary prize for coughing up the largest hairball afterward).
And I heard he was also up for the role of the head Oompa Loompa in the Johnny Depp remake of Willy Wonka. However, Kim, being the man of stature that he is, thought this role to be beneath him.
In the acting world, he would certainly stand out. The only person beneath him is Vern Troyer.
If this whole Korea thing doesn't pan out, he might find work as an insanely twisted Tattoo if ABC ever decides to remake Fantasy Island.
I'm not sure what his thoughts on this would be, though. Kimmy seems a bit long on words but short on things to say.
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@spalladino (17891)
• United States
25 Jun 10
Sure...and we should tape it to the nose of a ballistic missile and send it to them right away. 
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@lilwonders456 (8214)
• United States
25 Jun 10
Um....no. Why should we? Who made up the stupid rule of if countries wage war on each other that the one side has to pay the bill for reconstruction of the other side?
tell you what North Korea...hold your breath....see if that helps...lol.
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