Kids make the weirdest and funniest assumptions
@mihama_poohbear (449)
Philippines
July 21, 2010 12:30am CST
My little baby brother was excited because my dad brought a new puppy to the house.
The new dog was a Japanese Spitz breed. Seeing that it was hard to train a dog to do their thing outside the house, he suddenly came to me:
Brother: Can you translate this for me in Japanese please? "Doggie, you should always pee or poop outside the house"
Me: Sorry I don't know any Japanese. Why do you ask?
Brother: The dog is annoying me. he's been here for a week yet he is hard to train. Since he is a Japanese Spitz, maybe it only understands Japanese.
In another setting, we were at the car early in the morning on the way to school and office. My brother saw a fat dog on the street accompanied by another dog. He noticed that it was the same dog we saw before only it was very thin that time. He then remarked: "Isn't that the thin dog we saw before? It's a good thing he has found a companion. Maybe his new friend taught him where to eat and that's why he is fat now."
I can't help but laugh.
...kids indeed make weird but logical assumptions..LOL..
Do you have similar experiences with kids?
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@maximax8 (31042)
• United Kingdom
21 Jul 10
One of my friends was pregnant and her little girl asked if it was going to be a black baby because they are so cute. Her mom said no because she and her husband are white. Another of my friends is pregnant and she had a scan. She had been told she was having a girl. So she went home and told her young daughter. Then a couple of days later the hospital told her they had made a mistake she is having a boy. She explained to her daughter. She said why isn't she getting a sister. She wants to send back the brother and get a sister.
@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
21 Jul 10
My kids assume everything even after you explain it correctly to them.
The only thing I can think of off hand is when at a bridal shower my oldest one thought that the sexy nighty that the bride-to-be received was a "pretty tank top" that got some laughs.
@mihama_poohbear (449)
• Philippines
21 Jul 10
that's so cute and funny! I can imagine the laughs shared that night. Kids are really cute. Especially when they make these simple yet logical assumptions.
