trojan horse

I wont tell you if you use it for harm other.

you should go and ask any intelligent horse. warning: This is not the place to ask this type of questions.

Well, first you've gotta have the horse of course, and I'd suggest one perhaps, oh, maybe forty feet high, about ten feet wide, and somewhere around fifty feet long. That should be about the right size. Then, you're gonna need 80-100, no, maybe 150 guys who don't mind being quiet and hot for a day or two. These guys need to be really tough. They've got to be able to move quietly and carry a big stick. That should do it. Oh, wait a minute, there is another thing...I can't believe I forgot to mention this...if you're going to build the whole trojan horse, and get the guys to go in it, by George, you've gotta have an enemy. Now, it's important to pick the right enemy. It should be someone you hate, or at the least dislike. It would be great if they have a fortified castle, but make sure the entry allows room height-wise for horse entry. As always, a damsel in distress really motivates the guys, but I'm not going into all that. SO that's pretty much all there is to it! I hope this is helpful, and that everything works out great for you regarding this!

Good to know that someone is real bent on reviving the characters of the yellow pages. I would say you need logs of wood at first (tons of them) coz the Trojan horse was huge and giant-like. then i guess you should hire tools of carpentry and a handy booklet on carpentry (if at all available or else wat are search engines online for?) that will guide you through the art of creating toys out of pliants. Then you can get started . of course make sure your giant toy doesn't block spaces used by people, do choose a decently large, secluded space so that your dream toy can grow bigger day by day with your novice touch of tools! Have fun1