Why did the chicken cross the road?

August 20, 2010 10:53am CST
It's that eternal question on everyones mind... so... why DID the chicken cross the road?
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• China
20 Aug 10
I like such questions, it let you explore all possibilities and brings up more question than answers, so let's answer them one by one: Why did the Chicken cross the road?To explore the other side of the universe i.e road How did the chicken cross th road? Through curiosity and suspense. Who saw the chicken cross the road? Paparazzi were unfortunately not there,Historians who let the chicken cross the road? Mr. Hope and Mrs. Get-it-there why did the road let the chicken cross the road? Human resources were scarce. when the chicken cross the road? before no other chicken crossed the road. The Chicken was, in all due respect, the great Christopher Columbus. he crossed Europe for America.
20 Aug 10
I enjoyed that description... I never thought of it in such in-depth detail!
@ClassyCat (1214)
• United States
20 Aug 10
Well, from what I've heard - - the chicken was a 'rooster,' and he heard that there was one hot mama of a hen living in a cute little hen house, about a mile on the other side of the road, and he was setting out to 'check her out.'
• United States
21 Aug 10
The chicken wants to go to the other side but there is a road in the way so the chicken has to cross the road in order to get to the other side.
• United States
20 Aug 10
He saw the grass was greener on the other side.
@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
20 Aug 10
A better question is, why did the road let the chicken cross?
@Suzieqmom (2755)
• United States
21 Aug 10
I always though the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side--either that, or he was following the bear who was going over the mountain. :-)