TEKKEN the movie.. THE WORST MOVIE EVERRRRR!!!

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Okay, if you don't know tekken. it's a kick asssss video game from namco.. It's a really cool fighting game and now, some stupid director made a movie out of it.. If i'm gonna rate it. 2.5/10.. that's right 2.5/10.. the only thing they got right was the costumes, names of the characters and half point for the story.. LOL.. seriously guys this movie suck.. if you thought that dragon ball z evolution was an epic fail.. this movie was twice or even thrice the fail.. it's really disappointing.. okay to be fair, i'm gonna explain.. 1. first the characters.. okay Jin is japanese, not some chinese guy with a british accent. Steve fox was a famous boxer not a pimp.. and kazuya is also japanese not like a mexican with a goatie.. 2. the moves.. again, Jin is doing karate not kung fu.. Kazuya was using an axe.. an axe!! What the FUDGE!! it would have been cool if he used a cool looking axe, but it was small and looks like, it was made of cheap plywood and was colored gray.. 3. King wasn't there, he's supposed to be one of the most iconic characters in tekken next to paul phoenix (he's not also there). the only character they got right was eddie gordo (almost got it right, he looked like a freaking midget).. Christie montero was there too, and again she was stupid.. she was doing kung fu not capoeira.. and she's white not latina looking.. believe me.. watching a piece of blank paper is more entertaining than watching this movie.. another note.. steve fox died because he was shot.. that's right, he was effin shot.. And jack (the cool robot) was a ninja with a machine gun.. should i go on? oh yes raven was there too, and he was also shot by jack the machine gun.. Street fighter was way better.. I should have expected it to be another epic fail.. video games that are turned into movies really s*ckkk...