Did you know The Situation is making $5 Million?

I never even heard of him until it was announced he was going to be on Dancing with the Stars. So I know nothing about him and, frankly, I don't want to know anything about him. Hopefully he will be the first one booted off of DWTS.

That's unreal. You can buy a lot of hair gel and laundry detergent with that kind of money. I think he's got a product that's coming out with his name on it, too... I can't remember whether it's a hair product or something else. He's definitely making the most of his 15 minutes of fame. If he's smart he'll save and invest some of it, because it won't be coming in forever.