My boxer shorts measurement!!??

September 24, 2010 6:35pm CST
Hi everybody *giggles*, Why is everybody here so rude about my boxer short size? It's not that anyone has actually said any to or even about me or by underpants. But in fact, that's why I'm offended *cry*, because nobody even cares enough to make rude comments about the inadequacy of my, ahem, stature (evidenced by my boxers size). This is just rude!!!!!1!!111one!eleven I mean, ok, like, I, like, get that I haven't actually posted anything about my boxer shorts or invited anyone to comment on them... but why do people on here have to be so insensitive? I anticipate your sympathy and moral support. Thanks, because I love you all. PS. PLs pLs plS, sign up to my moneymaking links which you won't find on my profile because actually that's not the point of this post is it? PPS. DOn't forget to look at my other thread. It's also out boxer shorts. I just don't get why nobody actually gives a damn about them and spends next to no time responding to posts on them. Besos, kiss, kisses
2 responses
@jb78000 (15139)
25 Sep 10
i didn't even know boxer shorts had sizes. well i probably assumed they came in little, medium, and big but have never actually thought about it. i don't wear boxer shorts and they aren't something i'd buy as a nice present if i couldn't think of anything else. why does it worry you so much that people aren't interested in the size of your undies?
26 Sep 10
Sure they have sizes: broadly, skinny runt right up to big fat fatty fatso. I'm not sure these are the terms M&S/Primark/[insert US store here for cultural sensitivity] put on the labels though. Why does it worry me? Well I dunno, like, it's, like, because I actually totally have an obsession about my boxers but I want to project that onto others. But nobody seems to want to talk about boxers. Is every body in the world a misanthrope? Hi people. Why don't you want to talk about (my) boxers? Maybe you do...
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Sep 10
it is very sad that nobody appears to share your bewildering obsession with boxer shorts. and you are quite right. nobody seems to. while women's undies get saucy adverts, songs about them, and their own shops, boxer shorts, your own and others, attract as much attention as socks. less probably.
@jb78000 (15139)
26 Sep 10
no. however i think you could make a start by changing the sizes you *claim* boxers are sold in to something more flattering to fragile male egos. try 'athletic' 'muscular' and 'BIIIGGG!' rather than 'skinny runt' 'bog standard mediocre medium' and 'big fat fatty fatso'. might help.
@maezee (41997)
• United States
24 Sep 10
Okay, your discussion has me REALLY REALLY confused! What's going on with your boxer shorts? If you are sad that your discussion hasn't received any responses, that's unfortunate. Perhaps try tagging your discussion with relevant key words to get more people responding to it? I hear that works!
24 Sep 10
Hi maezee, I actually think you might have been one of the people not talking about my boxer shorts, but it's ok we can all be friends now, yay! Thanks sooooooooooooo much for your reply. I'm not sad anymore. :-D
24 Sep 10
And I've added some tag words, thanks for the advice.
@maezee (41997)
• United States
25 Sep 10
LOL I am still confused..But if it makes you happy..You're welcome!