Watch where you put the staple!

hell no I wouldn't,but do send me a copy!!!

Nope I would not lol I would not even pose naked so there is no chance of any Pictures of me lol

Hairy, don't forget HAIRY! no, but then again, no body would want to look at me, heck, I don't want to look at me!

Um, nope, don't think I would pose for them. I don't look good enough. Too many bulges and stretch marks from having the kiddies and all, you know. Staple? Um, just hopefully somewhere nobody will notice so much, I guess. And for the record, YOU are not fat and ugly. And how can you be ancient if you are only a little older than me, and I'm not old, so neither are you. HUGS

There are those on whom the staple would be sufficiently large to protect innocent eyes, I'm sure. But, HELLZ no!!! I offend myself if I look in the mirror. Ain't gonna offend the world!! (Plus, the thought of someone being turned on looking at me makes my skin crawl! Ewwwwwww!!!!)

Heck no! I'd be too afraid that my picture would end up in one of those email jokes and circulate forever. You know the ones I'm talking about. LOL Please send me an autographed copy of your glossies though...ok? Hmmmmm. Good idea for a new game. How about 'Pin the Staple on the P1kef1sh'? Certainly a best seller! Right ladies?

P1key, You are in no way ancient,fat and ugly...You are an amazing guy..So does this mean is you were asked you would pose..Woo-doggies..Would I pose for an adult magazine? Well, no, no I wouldn't. My body really isn't anything anyone would want to have to look at if they didn't have to..lol Now if I was skinny and didn't have the image related problems I have or the body problems. I would ..think about it..

Actually, when I was about 19-20, I was offered the chance to pose for a men's magazine... I turned it down. But, in my 30s, I did do some life modeling for art classes. No staples involved.

I think they should put the staple on your navel, then our view of all the important parts would not be obstructed! I would not pose for one of those magazines, even in the days I was young, thin and attractive. It's just how I was raised and I'm very camera shy.

Hi P1key, You are NOT fat and ugly but it is too cold to pose naked especially in that big old cathedral and keep that staples out of reach, lol! have fun. Hugs. Tamara xxxx

hmmmm if my husband permits me too hahahaha kidding. Nah. its not worth it. my body is only for my husband to see hahaha ;) plus i also do not not think i have the body to pose...unless i have Megan Fox's body. hahaha

Pike- I wanted to pose for Playboy when just out of high school and I learned how much they paid for a basic layout back in 1990. However, I was overly chastised by my mother and never sent in any pictures for submission. I regret not having done it then when my body was well not so mommy looking. Though, if Hugh ever did a spread of lovely gals with cushion for the well you know, and large tracks of land I would gladly be in line! I would be honored to be a bunny and one of Hugh's gals to be honest. I suppose I'd like the staple to be well somewhere it did not matter. As my large tracks of land are my best feature I'd say through the stomach would be quite acceptable. Namaste-Anora

Hello, Pikey. If any adult mag thought I looked good enough to pose for them, I'd do it - for wads of cash, of course, and I'd need industrial quantities of vodka to calm my nerves. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it - it's the best one I've ever come up with. As for the staple, well, I've got a little white line just between my two boobies from the trip to the beach a couple of weeks ago. I could put a bit of fake tan on the boobies, but the white line refuses to go, so if the staple could go there, that would be great. Nice topic.

Im sure they'll find the best place for the staple lol. As for the other question, yes I would pose but only for Playboy as they do lovely pictures. $25K could always come in handy !! So will you send us all a copy of your december issue??