Religion and Sanitation

Excuse me, I have to go take my antibiotic... There, now what were we talking about?

You may not be aware of this but I have to tell you that sometimes God includes me in His Think Tank re problems in the world. I told him about being invaded by alien centipedes and having my home sprayed to kill of all creepy crawlies. So we had this conversation and God told me that it was o.k to kill off the little bu**ers as they were destined for hell anyway. And as for germs? I specifically asked Him about killing germs. He said that He had since decided that making germs was an error but left them for us to devise ways on how to kill them.

Don't worry about it bear, we're already doomed to hell anyways. What's one more minor infraction?

Most germs are flushed down the toilet or down the drain when we wash. Within the sewerage system they are "treated" and turned into friendly germs. Perhaps the "treatment" is a frontal lobotomy? I really don't know. I think it's about time you took your medication bear...hmm?

Adam and Eve were told that everything on the earth was for their needs. God Himself killed animals to clothe them after they were kicked out of the Garden. Humans were created in the likeness of God (to what degree isn't stated) and were that which wasn't to be killed. Yet, a description of the hereafter in the New Testament talks about the Lamb and the Lion lying together in peace (ya hear that, Mykl???), therefore, I believe that animals will be with us in eternity. Not sure about dinosaurs - could be their purpose was to supply oil!

there you are my friend and see thats a good thing i turned on my notifiers. now i can see you. either that or you havent had another discussion for a while. im so sorry about those little germs but God also said cleanliness was next to Godliness. Oh wait...is that even in the Bible? hhhmmm. maybe my mom just made that up to get me to bath when i was little in any case...do bears take baths?