Are you addicted to the Web?
November 18, 2006 6:26am CST
Here's a seasonal song for you: Happily Addicted to the Web (sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web!
• Cambridge, England
21 Sep 07
I regret to say that the lyrics aren't mine :) I agree with you that I am addicted to certain bits of the web more than others, however, many people have remarked that I am a Demon Search King! I can usually find a relevant page or two while I am talking to someone and before they have finished describing the problem! Other people, of course, have told me that I really should get a life! Ah well! This song is nearly seasonal again! Thanks for helping out and reviving it :)