Are you addicted to the Web?

@owlwings (42740)
Cambridge, England
November 18, 2006 6:26am CST
Here's a seasonal song for you: Happily Addicted to the Web (sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web!
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@patgalca (16475)
• Orangeville, Ontario
21 Sep 07
Pretty funny, and so true for a lot of people I'm sure. I think I am more addicted to myLot than the web in general. Did you write those lyrics or did someone else?
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@owlwings (42740)
• Cambridge, England
21 Sep 07
I regret to say that the lyrics aren't mine :) I agree with you that I am addicted to certain bits of the web more than others, however, many people have remarked that I am a Demon Search King! I can usually find a relevant page or two while I am talking to someone and before they have finished describing the problem! Other people, of course, have told me that I really should get a life! Ah well! This song is nearly seasonal again! Thanks for helping out and reviving it :)
@villageanne (8554)
• United States
16 Oct 07
That is cute. I think I may be addicted to the intenet. LOL I am on here way too much. I need to limit my internet time but I will have to find the time to figure out how to do it. LOL