Are you addicted to the Web?
@owlwings (43902)
Cambridge, England
November 18, 2006 6:26am CST
Here's a seasonal song for you:
Happily Addicted to the Web
(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter
"No, man; I just discovered
letterman-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
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2 responses
@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
21 Sep 07
I regret to say that the lyrics aren't mine :)
I agree with you that I am addicted to certain bits of the web more than others, however, many people have remarked that I am a Demon Search King! I can usually find a relevant page or two while I am talking to someone and before they have finished describing the problem! Other people, of course, have told me that I really should get a life!
Ah well! This song is nearly seasonal again! Thanks for helping out and reviving it :)
@villageanne (8553)
• United States
16 Oct 07
That is cute. I think I may be addicted to the intenet. LOL I am on here way too much. I need to limit my internet time but I will have to find the time to figure out how to do it. LOL
