A Slobbery Greeting

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you know what a shitzu is? yeah, they're little fluffy dogs that are only meant for display now my girlfriend's pet, Max, doesn't believe in that he thinks he's a big dog and that he deserves respect each and everytime he comes into a room everyone and i mean everyone has to pay attention and in a split second he dashes towards me and leaps 2 feet in the air, mouth open, tongue hanging out, paws outstretched... BAM... smack dab in the center of my face and he starts licking like there's no tomorrow and he doesn't stop until you scratch his belly i know this is bad cause it rewards his bad behavior but it seems like he only does this to me. and scratch away i go while he lies on his back relaxed and sighing a slobbery greeting for me and a stomach scratch as a response ah bliss