"Boy have you been playing with my nuts" and other funny things

LOL, I can't stop laughing with your discussion as it does bring memories. I once too was watching TV and I had a friend come over and fix the bathroom sink. He was such a kind nice person, whom I have never heard him swear in his life and so I could hear him huffing and puffing struggling in the bathroom trying to get the casing back on around the sink. There was not enough space between the toilet and sink, so he was struggling. So I kept going into the bathroom to ask if I could help and he kept insisting no, so I finally sat in the kitchen to brew some coffee. When I hear, Holy sh@t, my nuts. LOL, I could not help but to burst out laughing and ran over and said are you hurt, and he said no, I said sounds like you injured something, while all along I had to hold back the laughter and still being concerned. He asked injured? I said did you bump, your pee pee and he immediately started to laugh and said no the nuts went down the sink, now I have to remove the piping to get them out. Thanks for the laugh and memories.

Just today actually my husband and i laughed about something like this. We have a road grader and there hasn't been much snow here...so the grader has only been working a day or two/week since before Christmas. ...but the bills keep coming in. I heard the weather today and we are to get snow tonight. I mentioned this to my husband: 'we're supposed to get 3 to 4 inches tonight!" My husband looks at me and laughs. I then realize and say: 'of snow, that is'!! ROFLMAO.

hi dorannmwin oh how funny and how often we do take things out of context. Gerry who has become sort of our pet as he has a lot of mental and physical problmes.stopped at our table.Sandra and I were the only ones there. He looked at Sandra who is very religious and said" The sun is out so I took my balls out in the sun to play for awhile." Okay I was not quite sure what he meant but Sandra did take him the wrong way. she turned purple and said,Gerry I do not want to hear about that" He is very mild mannered and just said" Okay Sandra.Okay." and he went to his table walking in that odd tiptoe walk with his walker. I talked to George who laughed and said, he takes some golf balls out and practices putting with them. I nodded and said"I was pretty sure it was something like that." George said" what on e arth did Sandra think he meant?" I sighed and giggled,"think anatomically and you will get it?" he liked to have choked from laughing so hard.: He said "popr sandra, what will she think when I tell her it was golf balls?

Oh all the time, though I couldn't think of an example right now. Did he ever find his nuts?

Here's another one. Often in the morning I have headaches. I can often be heard saying: 'I woke up this morning with a headache'. My husband thinks I am talking ABOUT him. LOL

Haha! It's hilarious! I once was in a friend's house with his little kid who was about 4 years old. I think the boy was getting sleepy, and was just going on and on with his dad. I think they were talking about nuts, and the kid kept asking how to make nuts. I guess my friend was getting tired of the question that he just said, 'go jogging!'.

I do have things taken out of context here and there. It's usually that I'm being more impetious than anything. The joys of a short fuse I suppose you could say. I hope you guys found the nuts

Reminds me of one I read at the Reader's Digest where a proud meat-lover dad tells his kids about their once-vegetarian mom: "Your mom did not know a turkey until she met me!"

My husband was sitting on the stairs putting on his boots. He had a package of peanuts on the floor my daughter walks up and says "Daddy are those your nuts" big smile on her face. I totally lost it I was laughing so hard. Then because I was laughing she just kept asking which made it funnier. She is three and this was maybe 6 months ago. She has no idea why it was funny but we all had a really good laugh about it.