9 Things People Say/Do Ridiculously
By myempress
@myempress (185)
Philippines
March 15, 2011 8:30am CST
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. "I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
2. People who are willing to get off their a$$es to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. "Hahaha"
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are where are they? Gonna kick their a$$! Lol.
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser! I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?
Chuckles everyone... lol
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@palonghorn (5479)
• United States
15 Mar 11
People do and say some really ridiculous things, love love your list. I love it when watching a movie with someone that has seen it "Watch this", isn't that what I'm doing? A friend and I went into McDonald's on time (no this is not a bad joke! LOL) we were getting lunch for a whole crew of workers. We ordered "20 hamburgers and 20 cheeseburgers, and I kid you not, the girl looked at the two of us and asked "Will that be for here or to go?" I looked at my friend and said, "what do ya think? eat half here and take the rest with us? LOL
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@myempress (185)
• Philippines
16 Mar 11
Yeah there's a lot more and in fact there are too many of them to lists down. Most of them were really annoying. Like when people ask you the same question over and over again and you already answered over and over again lol that's really annoying.
@megamatt (14292)
• United States
15 Mar 11
People who ask, "what you are doing" when they are plainly looking at what you are doing is another one that should be on the list. Never fails to just get every time. There are a lot of times where I am nice and patiently explain to them but there are days where I am rather snarky. I mean rather, rather snarky to say the very least, because I can be sarcastic and borderline mean when I have to deal with the stupidity of people constantly during a short amount of time.
Also when I eat something and then someone asks me if I liked it. After I had completed eating it. If I didn't like it, I would only take a couple of bites and not gobble it down quickly. Wouldn't you think that? That just really does floor me a lot of the time. Still that list, some of them are more vexing to me and others, I'll just let go. "The last place that you look" is always one. Because I've always keep looking for something twenty minutes after I find it.
