Proof That God Is Just As Mortal As You And I

@sconibear (8016)
United States
March 23, 2011 1:07pm CST
Growing up, I've aways heard people talk about God as a supreme being. As being immortal. People says God has always been here and will always be here for all eternity........blah blah blah BLAH! Then these same people always talk about "God's will!" "Oh........don't you see? that little puppy got ran over by that steamroller because of God's will." "Her newborn baby died because it was God's will." "Your grandmother has cancer........it's must be God's will." Don't you people get it? If God has a will it must mean he's going to die.........and he KNOWS IT! I mean why else would he write a will.......people only write wills to handle their estates AFTER THEY DIE! So you see........God is going to die someday, that's why he has a will. Do you think he left you anything? I've had my eye on Jupiter for quite some time now.
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@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
23 Mar 11
You got me there, good one. I got my eyes on that sexy Venus.
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@uath13 (8192)
• United States
23 Mar 11
Apparently only one of them. I can still see the other eye on your avitar. Funny though, sconi still seems to have both of his yet supposidly he has one on Jupiter...
@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
23 Mar 11
Yeah, Venus is into some really weird kinky stuff. But it was worth it.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
23 Mar 11
Venus is alright...........but she doesn't have any arms so how could she possibly make me some pie?
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@urbandekay (18278)
23 Mar 11
Equivocation all the best urban
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@urbandekay (18278)
29 Mar 11
Hypocritical? How so? all the best urban
@DawGwath (1042)
• Romania
29 Mar 11
Coming from a Christian it sounds a bit hypocritical. But hey, it's good you mentioned, it wasn't obvious enough.
@sid556 (30960)
• United States
24 Mar 11
Oh Sconi, I love ya but you know my blondeness has a real hard time following you. Your thinking is just too deep for me sometimes.
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@Adoniah (7513)
• United States
23 Mar 11
Well, I cold all the time...so I want the sun. All you folks who picked chilly planets better be nice to me....
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
23 Mar 11
uuummm hate to inform you, it doesnt mean will as in "last will and testament" it means like if you want someone to do something or you want to make it happen, you "will" it to happen because you have the control.
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• United States
24 Mar 11
Yours is opinion, I question, have you read the Bible? How can you talk of God if you don't know God? Are you the same with strangers? Do you talk about people you don't know? Do you give opinions on subjects you know nothing of? Are you critical of food you've never tasted? Do you slander a movie which you've never seen? Proof? How can you talk of proof where you have none? Because other's put blame on God, that's proof? You put that much trust in the words of the ignorant?
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
16 Dec 11
Me, I think everybody's got it all wrong.. if there's a deity, he/she could only be perfect, otherwise said deity too would fade.. etc.. (well actually there is no etc after that). And if he's got such a strict will as everybody says he does, he wouldn't have been dumb enough to endow rationality, or that is to say it would've been highly irrational for 'him' to endow thinking ability, or even more likely downright disastrous, as sooner or later with thinking comes the ability to choose.. Well, all that's ever gonna happen then is as soon as ya choose aNything different than the deity does, you've done it, yer imperfect and you can't turn your course 'cause, well you're imperfect. I mean look at the mess! Not only is it a freakin' paradox but it's also that non-anomaly called a pandora's box, one of epic proportions..
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
28 Mar 11
Hi Sconi you gorgeous bear you. As far as Jupiter is concerned, I think the idea of you getting it is on a par with God's won't.
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
28 Mar 11
I've been reading the responses here...unbelievable. People think you are serious. I particularly enjoyed your comment back to the pastor. Too funny my friend. Well done.
@Pose123 (21635)
• Canada
24 Mar 11
Hi sconibear, A good one lol! The truth is that God is not separate from us and we bring all these things on ourselves. Religious people always had God to blame things on instead of taking responsibility for their own mistakes. It doesn't matter of course because it just means that it will take them longer to learn the truth. Blessings.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
23 Mar 11
Dawn directs the bear to the dictionary in which there are several different definitions of "will"... oyyyy......
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
23 Mar 11
I don't have the will to pull out a dictionary.
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
23 Mar 11
Will you please? :D
@jerzgirl (9232)
• United States
23 Mar 11
You know, I got 3/4 of the way through this thing before realizing you were putting us on!! Man, my thinker stinks these days!! Thanks for helping me realize that!
@jerzgirl (9232)
• United States
23 Mar 11
Of course, Mormons already believe that, which you should know being surrounded by them like you are in Vegas.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
23 Mar 11
HEY! We might not be the sharpest knives in the lamp..........but you don't haf to call us morons! .........oh... nevermind...
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@jerzgirl (9232)
• United States
23 Mar 11
LOL Love it.
• Saint Lucia
23 Mar 11
Well sconi he might just leave you jupiter.But i kinda agree with dawn:there are so many different meaning to the word'will'.God's will was written a long time ago and the greatest part of the will is that he left so much for us but we just need to claim it.Each of us got our fair portion and we dont have to contest it.
• Philippines
23 Mar 11
I don't mind replacing him. sometimes, I get tired of being mortal that i wanted to make my own lifeforms and start ruling. But i know from my belief that he can't die. any God like people leave a will behind, then they're just nothing more than super beings but never GODS.