Seeking a joke for class

China
March 28, 2011 10:11pm CST
I'm Chinese.In our english class,the teacher asks every student to address a joke in english in front of the classmates.Could you tell me a veritable english joke about 3 minutes.Thank you very much.
4 responses
@anklesmash (1412)
29 Mar 11
I knew a few short jokes A man walked into a bar and said ouch whats black and red all over a newspaper Knock knock whose there,doctor,doctor who ,yes thats right. Venisons deer isn't it
29 Mar 11
If you want some ideas try watching some milton jones videos on you tube.most of his jokes are innofensive one liners that use puns.his use of language in humour may be of help to you in learning english.
@urbandekay (18278)
30 Mar 11
What's black white and red all over? A nun chewing razor blades all the best urban
@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
29 Mar 11
It is not allowed here to post copyright material but here is a site with some suitable jokes: http://www.jokesclean.com/ I only hope that you and your classmates understand them!
• China
29 Mar 11
Thank you very much!
@urbandekay (18278)
29 Mar 11
A man knocked at my door with a beard but I couldn't hear him all the best urban
• Philippines
29 Mar 11
This had been going on for years now but what the heck: Which is heavier, a pound of nails or a pound of cotton? Neither. Go figure.