Man wants to marry the most beautiful woman he had ever seen...
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
Calgary, Alberta
April 25, 2011 4:20am CST
There is this man who fells in love at the first site to a certain woman, he is so in love with her buy the is not legally allowed to do so, Wanna no why? Well she is in the Leagues of Monalisa, In other words she is a freaking painting. I really dont know how lonely this man was and why he cant at least try to date real women but he is determined to marry the woman of his dreams (who may remain in his dreams for she is just a painting)
Can you imagine how this marriage is going to work?
http://www.niproid.com/2011/04/man-marries-painting.html
3 people like this
3 responses
@moirai (2948)
• Philippines
26 Apr 11
Whoa.
Ok...
Well, it says he did try to look for the girl in the painting... so it was actually not the painting itself that he fell in love with. But since he couldn't find the girl, his last resort was to... ask that he be married to the painting... . (At least, that's how I understood it...)
Still weird.
I think if he just pried his eyes off the painting long enough and looked around, he might meet another girl (a more real one) that he likes...
2 people like this
.@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
26 Apr 11
The girl in the painting is sad to be most likely 70 years old by now, so i dont know if she still have time for relationships due to her age and sh might still have a living husband for now. Kissing the painting might ruin it, so I think flying kiss is the best way he can resort to.
at night he can get a large pillow and imagine its her. I know how they have children, He will pain them. It will save him money because they wont grow up and they wont need education. they just need a wall to hang on, maybe next to their mom.
at night he can get a large pillow and imagine its her. I know how they have children, He will pain them. It will save him money because they wont grow up and they wont need education. they just need a wall to hang on, maybe next to their mom.2 people like this
@moirai (2948)
• Philippines
26 Apr 11
Ooooops. I forgot to answer your question... lol! =P
How is this marriage going to work hmm....
Well, first of all, who is going to answer 'I do'? =P
(Hmm, I suppose she doesn't need an expensive gown... or ring...)
Here are the advantages:
- There will be no arguments.
- I expect she's low maintenance, all he needs is... maybe a feather duster to keep the dust off. And maybe a few minor repairs on the frame every now and then. Polish for the frame too maybe... (Unless the painting becomes old and needs to be restored, but maybe not...)
- She won't need to eat, no need for clothes, shoes, accessories, personal care stuff...
But... I wonder... does he kiss the painting? =P Or does he just stare at it? Does he sleep with the painting beside him? Ohhh be careful not to drool on it... or anything else... =P
Hmm... would he ever want children? Would they adopt? =P
2 people like this
. @CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
25 Apr 11
That is going to be a case of kidnapping, It would be a complicated rescue operation, They cant have honeymoon though, The ebst way he can enjoy a honeymoon is to imagine her.
2 people like this
? And if he is the first to die -- which is probable here --, can a painting inherit of her husband ? Interesting case.
@jaiho2009 (39140)
• Philippines
26 Apr 11
that's real interesting...
since the man is much willing to marry the painting..
the painting is legally owns the man's property...
imagine...the painting as one of the man's property owns the man's property too
3 people like this
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
31 May 11
Most likely she is a grandma now in and she called still be married with a husband who may still be alive
