Does your partner fart in bed?

United States
May 19, 2011 10:28pm CST
I hear this all the time from people I know who have a boyfriend or husband! I never had that problem with a partner! I know a woman at work who's husband is so bad she will go sleep on the couch! Now that is bad! Have you encountered this problem?
6 responses
@barehugs (8973)
• Canada
25 Mar 12
A farting horse will never tire, A farting man's the man to hire!
• United States
26 Mar 12
Very funny! that made my day!
@bubuth (1815)
• Philippines
24 Mar 12
My husband always fart when he was sleeping also when he is a wake. Sometimes he always make a joke in me and he will fart in my face. It is just a joke or funny moment for us but his flatulence is have a really bad smell. I also fart when i was sleeping and its okay for both of us. We don't get angry when someone do it but i always shout on him when he do that while we are eating..
• United States
25 Mar 12
Nice to know both of you do it and neither one minds! Sounds like you and your husband make a game out of it!
@slothgurl (569)
• Enumclaw, Washington
20 May 11
My hubby does all the time!!! Luckily my head is by an open window. Sometimes it gets so bad I make him go to the couch!
• United States
21 May 11
My friend doesn't send her husband to the couch when his farts get really bad! She goes to the couch! I will ask why she leaves and he doesn't make him! I think he should sleep on the couch when he farts! Yikes!
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@jak2010 (1550)
• Papua New Guinea
31 May 11
My best friend farts indiscriminately and finds no wrong in it and I always feel bad and sometimes nagry becuase I thought he disrespects me. It is an antisocial behaviour and may be unhealthy, smellling bad gas can cause sickness and not good for the environment etc etc.
@chuyins123 (2112)
• Philippines
20 May 11
I don't really like farts. I don't want my partner to fart with me around. I just don't like it. It pisses me off. Gladly my girlfriend doesn't do it. I remember the old days. When I was still growing up and it happened a lot of times that I go fighting with my elder sister just because she farted while we're eating. It's just plain irritating for me. Worst, she doesn't even say sorry, she just laugh out loud. And it's really distracting, irritating and so gross for me. I don't like it. I usually reprimand her, but she doesn't really care, she just don't listen to what I say. And when she seem to ignore me, I'd say things that would hurt her, and there we go she'd throw things at me and we'll go fighting for hours. LOL. Well, she learned her lesson now that we're grown ups. She doesn't fart in front of me at least. that was just what I am asking for "just don't fart with me around" and "I don't care if you fart in front of a lot of people, just not with me around"... heheh
• United States
21 May 11
My poor friends fart just don't happen in bed! He does it alot around people at work! he does it to be funny and sometimes he just can't hold it in! Not a good thing at all! I only fart when I have to and not around people! Men think it is funny when they do but when a woman does she gets insulted! At least that has has happen to me! Not a good thing!
• Philippines
24 May 11
My ex-boyfriend fart when I'm around just not in bed.. sometimes in school or at the mall and i don't mind it because it made me special in the sense that he can share his dark side to me... Farting is natural and you can't stop it.. sometimes its just happen...
• United States
31 May 11
That is a weird way of putting it! I knew would of or have thought of farting like that! Very interesting,I think?