A Happy Loser if Subway is the winner!

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Now that Subway has more restaurants , Yahoo is saying they are the #1 restaurant chain! Oh Well, if that is now true I am a loser and a happy one. From the ads I have been told I am way too fat to even enter and Subway is where " Winners eat". So I'm a loser! But A very happy one! Now that they have won, they don't Need me! I am free to go eat what I want. Now that they don't need burger lovers , they can stop demeaning them in their ads every summer? I sure hope so/ Or will they Have to scare more thin people into visiting? I wonder anyway I have already written McDonalds telling them I prefer them and if Subway was the only restaurant I Still wouldn't walk into a Subway! That felt good. So I ask you , have you ever been happy to be deemed a " loser" by others? Isn't it freeing? It is like when people tell you to go to hell! after that you Know they don;t expect Anything from you!